DIY: You might be a purity troll if...

[iconoclastic cat]

...?

Here's my contribution:

You might be a purity troll if...

...you can name every single first- and second-tier presidential candidate, but refuse to consider voting for them

...consider anyone who votes for anyone other than your third-tier candidate a "fascist"

...are very angry at your face, and plot violent revenge


Come on! It's fun!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Hmm.

...you'll vote for whatever Dem nominee it is, no matter who it is?

:D

[iconoclastic cat]

2. That would be the *opposite* of a purity troll. I believe the term is "yellow dog" nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Isn't it the same thing though?

The title "dem nominee" is so "pure" that is makes up for whoever it happens to be?

[iconoclastic cat]

5. Interesting. You're talking about a sublimation of the will,

as opposed to attempting to dominate. Yes, I can see that.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. I'm saying that...

both extremes boil down to "my way or the highway."

[xultar]

4. Refuse to vote for a candidate because they don't use the right light bulbs.

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Ha! Very good. What's the reference? nt

[xultar]

8. The whole thing about Edwards and his house. There was tons of BS on that topic.

[sandnsea]

7. Lie about other people's views

That might not qualify for purity troll, more likely just a plain old shithead.

[xultar]

10. Apparently we need a purity shithead thread.

:rofl:

[DKRC]

12. Here's the avatar for that thread

:evilgrin:

[xultar]

16. Buhwawawa! We could use this when we spot one.

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Factually accurate, yet a little dry until the message section...nt

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

13. If You Ever Have Voted, Or Have Considered Voting....... FOR NADER.

[elocs]

14. Somewhere there is an alternate universe without a Nader,

where more people did die in Corvair accidents, but tens of thousands were not killed in a needless war after Al Gore was elected president in 2000. Anyone have directions to that universe?

[Warpy]

15. I'll vote for whatever prochoice candidate is handed to me

There are some I would be more enthusiastic about than others, but I'll still turn yella dog in November.

I won't cross the choice line, though. I couldn't have crossed the abolitionist line in the 1850s, either.