*Happy Mission Accomplished Day! This Tuesday, May 1st

[Philosoraptor]

Four Years! Yay! Yippee! Yahoo!

*formerly known as MAY DAY!

[Captain Hilts]

1. Three cheers for Captain Codpiece! nt

[Philosoraptor]

2. Could it BEEEEEE more obvious?

[William769]

3. I missed it!

I was celebrating Cinco De Mayo early.

[Philosoraptor]

4. I do believe we all get the day off, but the soldiers don't.

[William769]

5. Sorry, my attempt at sarcasm didn't work.

Sarcasm as in Mission Accomplished day.

[Philosoraptor]

6. I missed it, but now I get it.

I'm dense sometimes.

[William769]

7. Maybe your celebrating Cinco De Mayo early?

:evilgrin:

[maine_raptor]

8. Yes Sir. Gotta big party planned.

Got my flight sim computers all primed with a mission to land a F4U-D Corsair onto the heaving deck of the USS Bunker Hill. Set it up as a parlor game, too. If you land without cracking up, you gotta take a shot of Bushmills. Hit the number 3 wire, and it's a double shot.

Can't think of a better way to get into the spirit of the day.

:sarcasm:

[Jensen]

9. Is he wearing a sock in his pants?

May 1st is my B-day and I will never forget how much I resented him on that particular day and every year after!:cry:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. codpiece

He was attempting to bring back that vintage style. :puke:

Happy b-day!! :party:

[SpiralHawk]

11. May 2 is "OLD MAN Suicide Day"

Immediately after Commander AWOL minced around the deck of the aircraft carrier, wearing crotch padding and proclaiming his Bald Face Lie of 'Mission Accomplished,' the great symbol of the Granite State (New Hampshire) a craggy but noble rock face that had held its chin aloft proudly for millenia, lost face.

THE old Man of the Mountain committed ritual suicide, and collapsed into a pile of dust and rubble -- obviously dying of embarasment at the Connecticut preppy Deserter-in-Chief and his deliberate lies about the Oil Profits Crusade he started in Iraq, and all the needless death and suffering it caused.

R.I.P. Old Man of the Mountain. America misses you and your integrity. But we also understand why you had to do it. Who -- with a shred of honor or integrity -- can abide the Deserter-in-Chief and his occult cabal of chickenhawk republicon liars and thieves.

THE OLD MAN BEFORE BUSH STRAPPED ON THE CODPIECE AND BEGAN PRANCING AND LYING:


AND NOW; the formerly noble Old Man the day after Commander AWOL shamed himself with "Mission Accomplished"

He used to look like the profile of Abraham Lincoln on the penny -- strong, honest, with tons of integrity.

But after Commander AWOL's deliberate lies, the Old Man now looks like Tom Delay, or Newt Gingrich, or some other modern-day republicon "ideal of integrity" (totally corrupted).

[SpiralHawk]

17. Another tribute to INTEGRITY. And sobs for it's demise at republicon hands.

This massive, noble rock face landmark and national treasure fell to dust hours after Commander Codpiece AWOL lied "Mission Accomplished."

[Terri S]

12. I think I posted this awhile back, but in case you missed it

a fitting tribute to MAD (now isn't that an appropriate acronym!)...

http://tellusthemission.org/

[WinkyDink]

13. "Mission Accomplished"! Also the slogan of the D.C. Madam!

[Philosoraptor]

14. I hope she has no artificial timetable for withdrawal from her long war.

[SpiralHawk]

19. Nah. Her slogan was the same as Jeff Gannon's: "Emission Accomplished."

Don't believe me? Check it out with Commander AWOL.

It's one THANG he knows about.

[Skidmore]

15. Wouldn't it just make * and his Sycophants crazy if Reid and

Pelosi and all the Dems showed up with codpieces and signs reading "We won, so bring the troops home." Just to remind him that he said the war was over.

[Philosoraptor]

16. "In Codpiece we trust"

[SpiralHawk]

21. Commander Codpiece: documentary evidence

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Georgie has some serious self esteem issues going on in that codpiece pic.

As in lack of. BTW, he looks like a cross between Beavis and Butthead. :rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

20. It's symbolic of his whole presidency.

[SpiralHawk]

22. Commander AWOL minces and frolics on joyours "Mission Accomplished" Day

with his "intimate" buddies, the flying Teletubbies
(each of whom secretly scorns Bush as a fat-cat 'elite' frat-boy deserter, and his
VP Dick Cheney as a shameful republicon Draft Dodger with five military deferments
(more than Limbaugh, O'Reilly and Hannity -- other famous republicon CHICKENHAKWS).

[SpiralHawk]

23. Mayday, Mayday - Final Kique O' the Day. That no one might forget.

What a shameless liar Commander AWOL & his cabal of republicon cronies are.

Why do republicons HATE and repeatedly LIE to the citizens of the United States of America?