What the hell is condi rice's function?

[Philosoraptor]

I assume she is the number one liar in the bush mis-administration, but for all her cuteness and serious facial expressions and fancy tongue histrionics, she's still a lousy liar. I know liars, and she's a lousy one, is this her only function?

Most of the time she is a bushapologist, and at other times she sounds like a teenager defending her wayward boyfriend. She uses nice important sounding words, delivers them effortlessly through the gap in her teeth and has the cutest little furrowed brow, but what is her real function I wonder?

All of the white house spokesmen and women use the same words, and they are obvious whores to the pimpdaddy bush and his idiot son, and I'm sure they are well paid, but condi in particular is just sounding more desperate and delusional by the day.

Is her function to give the bush crime family a friendly face? To bury the truth under tons of fancy words? To make sense of the senseless?

What exactly is the purpose of her existence in our world?

[madokie]

1. to draw attention only

[Spinzonner]

2. War Crimes enabler

[autorank]

3. Frightening the children.

[irish.lambchop]

4. She serves to pleasure bush

Actually, the purpose of her existence in our world now is to remind us all of how far we can fall when we freely give up our integrity, dignity, intelligence, common sense, and our soul.

[saltpoint]

5. Condi does the piano soundtrack.

All Brahms.

[Frank Cannon]

6. She's the worst liar in the entire administration

Her "tell" when she is lying is that she jerks around like like a chihuahua bobblehead hooked up to a paint stirrer. She looks like she's being fucking electrocuted.

It's pretty funny to watch, actually.

So since she is such a horrible liar, I have no idea what purpose she serves. She's a Sovietologist, for crying out loud. Like Enraged Ape said a long time ago, that's as relevant to today's world as having a PhD in KC and the Sunshine Band.

[Philosoraptor]

7. Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your condi, shake your condi

[Frank Cannon]

8. LOL

:rofl:

[unblock]

9. she's there to "prove" they're not bigots.

and you see how low they had to dig to find someone willing to take the job

[Philosoraptor]

10. condi and colin.

See, see, we have black people in important positions! Here lately we wonder if colin has grown a conscience.

[Demeter]

11. Condi's a Two-fer: She Sets Both Women and Blacks Back 100 Years.

[BlueManDude]

12. She adds "sizzle"

[liberal N proud]

13. She is liar extraordinarie

Bu$h is the liar in Chief
Dicky is the Vice liar
Kindasleazy is the liar extraordinarie

And Karl sits back and orchestrates it all for the PNAC

[SoCalDem]

14. Threefold

1. wear nice trendy clothes & shoes
2. cross those legs nicely for the photogs
3. smile & extend that hand to <insert foreign dignitary of your choice here>

[salin]

15. to prove the "Peter Principle"

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