Pulling a Boehner

[saberjet22]

Senator Boner of Ohio likes to refer to the Democratic party as “the Democrat party,” partly to irritate liberals, partly to irritate people who get ticked off by incorrect English usage, and partly to ally himself with the Rush Limbo wing of the Republickass party. He seems to want to huddle under the tent-sized cloak of Obfuscating Ignorance promulgated by Mr. Limbo. I find this highly amusing, considering Mr. Boner’s own name. I wonder if his nickname is Woody. If it isn’t, I hereby christen him “Woody” Boner. Let him be known as such from this day forward, since it reflects his politics as well as his mental processes. All hail the Repubickass senator from Ohio(ugh), the minority leader.

[opihimoimoi]

1. Boner The Moaner is my try at it

The shows extreme signs of being DeLusionaly Impaired....who voted for the dude?

[WCGreen]

2. He's a House Member not a Senator...

I'd have to move if he was my Senator...

[saberjet22]

6. my error

Thanks for catching that.

[Catshrink]

3. How about Orangina?

[pscot]

4. I think he must be using a different tanning agent

I saw him on the tube yesterday, and the radiant orange glow was gone. He looked decidedly puce. A mere shadow, in fact, of his former magnificent self.

[Rick Myers]

5. From today's Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/my_constituents_care_way_more

My Constituents Care Way More About Political Gamesmanship Than Jobs, Health Care, And The Economy

on edit: it's an oped from Boner...