I almost feel sorry for the female republicans

[SoCalDem]

It must really get on their last nerve to know that:

no matter how much hairspray they use
no matter how many vats of lipgloss they buy
no matter how many red dresses they own
no matter how much business they send to Clairol for Blonde Bombshell no.51
no matter how many little Stepford Fetuses they expel
no matter how many tea parties they hold
no matter how many frozen smiles they expend
no matter how many high heels are in the closet
no matter how hard they campaign for their men......
no matter how many flags they wrap themselves in

those magnificent specimens of republican family values are still likely to be so "tense" that they will always "need" the one thing their darling wives apparently cannot give them..

Republican men apparently need MASSAGES...LOTS of them...ALL the time.. (some republican clergy-types need meth & gay hookers , along with the massages)

Another DUer suggested that maybe they really were just getting massages (vaginas "massaging" penises"..)

So when you hear democrats in congress or pundits talking about things being really tense with republican members, maybe they really ARE talking about republican "members"..

Members in serious need of massaging..

The DC Madam was just filling a need..

Maybe when she's out of jail she can open a School for Republican Massage, and offer discounted tuition for republican women.

[waiting for hope]

1. I have always

wondered how the party was able to procreate....think about it - the GOP has done everything in it's power to keep woman subjugated, barefoot and pregnant so to speak, and still, there are zillions of Repuke woman - why? I don't get it scooter, do Stepford wives really exist and it's not just a movie? :shrug:

On Edit:


Does this woman exist? That is, if she darns a sock and nobody sees it.....

[shenmue]

3. They're androids.

I thought you knew.

[waiting for hope]

4. Damn - I feel like

a real idiot now....I just thought it was the "special" Kool Aid.

[SoCalDem]

7. oops.. check your picture.. is this the one you used?

[AlCzervik]

2. i don't, how do you those woman aren't secretly pleased with the service that was performed?

[cassiepriam]

8. Yep, I think you are correct. Why would the wives be unhappy?

Can you imagine having to sleep with Cheney, Rove, etc

[AlCzervik]

9. thats all i'm sayin.

:hi:

[SoCalDem]

10. one word

Xanax

[cassiepriam]

11. Sex is why repug men have to steal billions of dollars.

The only way they can get women to sleep with them
is to be very very rich.

[AlCzervik]

13. there are so many times when i see a goper and think"there is no way he doesn't have to pay for sex"

[SoCalDem]

15. I think the same thing..

Kissinger??
Rove??
Wolfowitz??
Perle??
the list is miles-long

[AlCzervik]

17. when freepers post their pics, especially Kristann.

[SoCalDem]

18. Are you dissing that hunka-hunka-hunka manly man?

one freeper even did a photo-montage homage to him

[AlCzervik]

19. oh thanks so much for that!

i will find a way to pay you back!
:+

[Worst Username Ever]

24. A freeper who is a mouth breather, big surprise

[cassiepriam]

23. Yep, my point exactly.

[cassiepriam]

22. Their obsession with power and money is a compensation for what is not happening in the bedroom.

[Gman]

5. They are poor, pathetic, misguided souls

Sometimes you have to wonder if they have orgasms.

[Fridays Child]

6. Let us write a manual for Republick wives.

:evilgrin:

[Gregorian]

12. Maybe that's why 4 out of 5 republicans reccomend VIAGRA.

Fear is so debilitating. Maybe this is why they need to control, and need to strive for more money and power.

Man, all I need is food and a bicycle. :)


Edit- Republican women made their own decisions. Poor, misguided decisions. You sleep in the bed you make. I hate thinking about it.

[sam sarrha]

16. yea, Viagra, prono and a tub of crisco.. not woman will have them

[sam sarrha]

14. so many Repugs are perverted looks like they aren't getting any,.. the head of the Abstinence inste...

of condoms just got outed by the DC madam.. as big return customer, i hope he used condoms in the HoHouse

[Gregorian]

21. Hey, I'm not getting any. And I'm not starting wars about it.

I'm still trying to finish the online book "The Authoritarians". If you're interested in what makes the conservative control freaks tick, it's a brilliant read.

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/

[sam sarrha]

25. politicians are hyper sexual because of extremely increased testosterone levels, it is compared to

other species that strike territory and collect herds of females to mate with.

the territory is their district or state,

for instance the cut throat fish of Lake Titicaca they are all similar plane fish till one of the males displaces an older male and strikes his territory and collects females and fertilizes their eggs...once he strikes a territory he gets a bright red mark from gill to gill across his throat and his testicles become huge, and bulge out distinctly.. due to the increased production of testosterone.. one he wears himself out and is displaced by a younger male he loses the red slash and his testicles return to normal size and he looks like every other fish.

a study was done on this in the 70's but the government broke in and took all the information and dis-funded the program.

[SoCalDem]

26. Well well. That would explain the RED TIES :)

Who knew republican men would be knowledgeable about Titicaca fish... Of course unless they were googling "tit" and accidentally found the study :)

[Breeze54]

20. If you were a rethug 'woman',

would you sleep with that huge, fat ass, pile of shit?

Remember, this is our enemy:

(Young Republicans at play in their natural habitat.)

http://www.firedoglake.com/2006/06/22/late-nite-fdl-press-the-eject-and-give-me-the-tape/

That's what they start out as!! OMG!!! :sarcasm:

[KoKo]

27. At least Soledad is back with her Twins and the Other Two kids...

but what's replaced her are Laura Clones for sure. Their clothes are chosen to set "fashion trends" and their clueless idiot delivery of the "news" seems sure to have them on "phone dial" for the very Repugs who are trouble for the MADAM GATE STUFF. They offer "sexual fantasy" without "penetration." But...they still are "lacking." :shrug:

[kiteinthewind]

28. LOL! nt

:rofl:

[Snotcicles]

29. I think their hung up on the prostitution thing and their not gender specific. nt