"Oops, deployed the wrong finger" or "Will someone please caption this picture?"

[Bucky]

Look, ma, I can cross my eyes!

[Kutjara]

1. He's hallucinating.

He thinks some cop has just asked him to do the "touch your nose" test.

[Richard Steele]

3. And naturally, he's trying to flip that cop "the bird". nm

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. "Of course I can focus on the finger. I've done these field sobriety tests

a million times."

[rurallib]

4. "This here's the nose picker. Next one's the fuck you finger. Then.."

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "This is my Cow Poke!"

[givemebackmycountry]

6. See this?....heh, heh, heh, heh

This is the finger that I use when the "decider" decides to blow up the world.
heh, heh, heh, heh.

Asshole.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. "Tony is a little boy who lives in my mouth" "Redrum, redrum, redrum"

[durtee librul]

8. TWO! I see two!

Whaddya mean there is only one? I am the decider and I say it's 2! Wait, maybe it's 3. No, it's 2.....ya know if I look long enough, it does look like 3. Nope, pretty sure it's 2 fingers. Somebody write a memo to remind me...nope, no more memos...got me in trouble last time.

Still, looks like 2.

[JTG of the PRB]

9. "I'm only one man!...

...And as one man, whom there is only one of, I can only do the things one man is capable of doing. So you see, I can't be behind all these lies and deception to the public, because I am only one man and lies and stuff takes lots more than one man! See? I'll count again. There's one me, and... That's it! Just one man! One. I'm only one man. See? One."

[liberal N proud]

10. One... ah... ah... what comes after one?

[originalpckelly]

11. Excuse me, but I believe the word is "misdeployified"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. "My newest strategery for Eye-Rack can best be told with finger puppets"

"This here one is General Petraeus and he just got out of the shower so he's nude. Anybody got some yarn?"

[krispos42]

13. "Wipe butt, THEN wash hands! Damn, backwards again!"

"Wow, I'm gonna put this honey in my booger collection!"

"This one here's the one that Laura likes best."

"Go to Hell!"

"Violence in Baghdad is down for another straight month!"

[treestar]

14. One - I am the decider

Two - We have to put food on our families
Three - We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.
Four - We cannot let rogue nations hold our allies hostile.
Five - I'm out of fingers. I have nothing more to say.

[krispos42]

18. Caption your sig picture...

"Shrub, I'm gonna make a coin purse out of your raisin sack!"

:rofl:

[sniffa]

15. $50 the bush kid picks his nose

another $50 he eats it!

[krispos42]

19. ROFLMAO

[sniffa]

22. gambLing is iLLegaL at bushwood

and i never sLice.

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Churchill had his V for Victory, * has his I for Impeach

:evilgrin:

[MGKrebs]

17. "Here is the Unitary Indexitive. Hee hee."

"Get it? I'm the Unitary Executive, and he's the Unitary Indexitive. He is my closest, most impotent advisor. But he is NOT The Decider. I am The Decider. I suppose he could be The Pointer. Would you like that, Pointy? "

[HCE SuiGeneris]

20. Does it say "The Shite House" behind the lil fingering boy?

[Cha]

21. "Yeah, I can count

to one..watch"..:silly:

[MiniMe]

23. "And then I went to the proctologist, and he took this finger and...."

Fill in the blank.