Study: If you live long enough, something will kill you.

[cliffordu]

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. You know........

I think most of us know this!

:P

[cliffordu]

4. What can I say?

I got a grant.


:rofl:

[Name removed]

17. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[cliffordu]

18. Welcome to Du. Enjoy the place, take a look around.

maybe try the beads forum....

[DesertFlower]

2. lol. nt

[Historic NY]

5. Yeah, walking in front of a Greyhound sucks....

somebody told me that once.

[Edweird]

28. That reminds me of my uncle's last words.....

"A TRUCK!"

Poorly paraphrased Emo Philips.

[HarveyDarkey]

52. Reminded me of this oldie but goody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU

[petronius]

3. Well, that's a bit of a downer.

Guess the only safe thing is to not live long enough... :shrug:

[NanceGreggs]

6. Call your Congresscritters NOW ...

... it is time to fund research into a cure for the biggest killer of our lifetime: natural causes.

[DesertFlower]

9. well hello there.

i was so tired and when i went to bed i couldn't sleep.
:hi:

[cliffordu]

11. Well...

That's the NEXT grant I'm working on.....

[LiberalFighter]

26. And find more natural causes? Hmm

Maybe we should encourage Republicans to stick their finger all the way up their nose.

[Suji to Seoul]

7. Study: If you eat long enough. . .something will fill you up

I love this post. made my day.

[cliffordu]

16. Aw, shucks....

Thankyouverymuch (in my bestest elvis voice...)

[Writer]

8. LOL! n/t

[JI7]

10. one day all of us who is here right now will be dead

[cliffordu]

13. ...And freepers will be dancing on our graves......

if they haven't all killed each other by then....

[dysfunctional press]

12. i don't plan on letting 'something' get the jump on me...

i'll kill myself long before that happens.

[cliffordu]

15. NOW we're talkin'!!!!

:rofl:

[Subdivisions]

43. You can't...

That's illegal.

[Occulus]

14. Study: If the Pope is Catholic, bears shit in the woods.

Two with one stone.

:silly:

[vadawg]

33. not always true my friend, i had a bear poop on my stoop so there is wiggle room..

[Journeyman]

19. Not me. I intend to live forever or die in the attempt. . .

[jobycom]

20. I don't believe that. And nothing you say will ever prove it to me.

:P

My favorite Redd Foxx line: All those health nuts are going to feel silly one day, sittin' around, dying of nothin'.

[proteus_lives]

21. "Death is the high cost of living."

[malaise]

64. The high or

the ultimate :D
I love this thread

[Faux pas]

22. That's what my ex husband used to say way back in the 70's.

:)

[ChicagoSuz219]

23. Not me... I'm gonna live forever...

...I'm gonna learn how to fly! ;-)

[dustbunnie]

34. I feel it comin' together --

People will see me and cry. Fame!
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame. Fame!

I'm gonna live forever

Baby, remember my name
Remember, remember, remember, remember,
Remember, remember, remember, remember.

:)

[ChicagoSuz219]

60. :-)

Did you know the words or did you have to google them? I would've had to do the latter...

[elocs]

24. Yes, life is a fatal condition where the process of dying is simply a matter of time.

We have the never-ending, always growing list of this is bad for us, this will kill us, be afraid and worried about everything. It does become wearying after awhile.

I was a kid when I think it was Paul Harvey who I heard say about those who were religiously scrupulous in avoiding each and every thing that might be in any way harmful to them, how they would feel foolish one day when they would be laying in bed "dying of nothing".

[stray cat]

25. Not if you have a single payer health care plan

:sarcasm:

[dems_rightnow]

27. Damn, that sucks

I'm blaming Cheney.

[hobbit709]

29. The most dangerous day of your life is your last one.

That's the day you found something you couldn't beat.

[Edweird]

30. Air. The hidden killer. Every being that breathes, it dies. Coincidence? I think not.

[cliffordu]

40. Well...

:rofl:

[druidity33]

31. damn that something! nt.

[Union Yes]

32. American "Health Care". knr nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

35. "What could be worse than lying in a hospital dying of..nothing?" - Redd Foxx

[pipi_k]

36. Well, there's a solution to that, you know...

people need to make sure they never got themselves borned in the first place.




:+

[Fumesucker]

37. I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..

Not screaming in fear like the passengers in the bus he was driving.

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

57. Now that's funny.

I'll blame it on the morbid sense of humor that accompanies emergency workers.

[Itchinjim]

38. You should be ashamed of yourself making light of something!

My grandparents died of something! We need a ribbon to raise awareness for those suffering with something!

[cliffordu]

39. I wasn't making fun of the life-challenged.

Honest. Lots of my relatives are that way.

[malaise]

41. Yep the only absolute philosophical truth

on the planet is that everything that lives will die.

[cliffordu]

42. We..that, and "everything is food"

For something else.....

[malaise]

48. That's not absolute

because not everything is edible :evilgrin:

[cliffordu]

50. When did YOU eat my wife's cooking???

Ba dump bump.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal....

[malaise]

53. Hahahahahah

I'm going to tell her :rofl:

[cliffordu]

55. She knows. That's why I cook 7 nights a week.

[malaise]

58. Love it

Thankfully both hubby and I are good cooks. :D

[Odin2005]

44. Life is a STD with a fatality rate of 100%.

:)

[cliffordu]

51. Ding Ding ding. We have a winnah!!!!

[slackmaster]

45. Something can kiss my white ass

K&R

:kick:

[pipi_k]

46. Hard to imagine now

that the Beatles actually glorified this "Something" creature...


:(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5VawKqxtSk

[rucky]

47. Dying is the nation's #1 killer.

[RushIsRot]

49. Excellent health is simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

[hfojvt]

54. not me. I am ten feet tall and bulletproof

beneath this mask is more than flesh. Beneath this mask is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

[cliffordu]

56. I was that way when I was drunk

Spent a lot of time in emergency rooms getting my head stitched back together....



"It takes a bad son of a bitch to whip me, doc....

But it sure don't take 'em long....."


Cliffordu, while getting his skull stapled back together....

[hfojvt]

61. most of my opponents cheat though

they carry kryptonite.

[cliffordu]

66. LOL.

Mine just picked me up and slammed me into the edge of a tile wall.

Never felt a thing.

[blondeatlast]

59. Big pharma is behind this, I tell you. Forest Lawn is a wholly-owned subsidiary of McKesson. nt

[Mike 03]

62. Thanks for the reminder. Hopefully for me, the sooner the better. NT

[spanone]

63. as george carlin said...

one day they'll find out that saliva causes cancer but only when taken in small amounts over a long period of time

[Synicus Maximus]

65. Life is a terminal disease