BipartisanshiT

[Kyril Enko]

Now Senator Jay Rockefeller (!) is opposing a public option through reconciliation because such action would be too partisan.

Aw, jeez, now we wouldn't want THAT, would we? I mean, THAT might actually result in getting something fucking done!!! After all, it's only what, seventy percent of the country in favor of the PO? Well, we can't risk offending those nice Republicans, who've been so gosh-darn HONEST in telling us their intention to destroy health care reform by any means necessary and unnecessary! That would be like a woman macing a sexual attacker instead of politely undressing and laying down!

Jesus H. Hosannas fucking Christ, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??? My head is about to explode I'm so angry! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!!!

[ashling]

1. Calm down...just breathe..in ....out....in...out LOL

We'd hate for you to get a aneurism so soon after getting here

Welcome to DU

[divvy]

2. Read this thread here

I completely understand your frustration. In fact, I started a thread here to express mine

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7763130

If you feel like reading through it, ask yourself this at the end. What role do the "politically correct", among us really play? To me, they really do seem like republican operatives. On the republican side, they consistantly fuel the outrage. On the democratic side, the republicans send in their schmucks to influence the feeble minded among us to "play nice". Oh we must be above all that ... we cant be like them .... lets not stoop to their level.

The arrogance of these idiots reminds me of the "good samaritans" you see driving each day. They hold back an entire line of traffic just to allow some stupid shit the opportunity to turn left when they have no business even attempting a left hand turn. The Good Samaritan feels good about themselves because it is one fucking idiot helping another fucking idiot at the total expense of all the rest of us waiting in line. Then they pat themselves on the back and crow about what great citizens and good people they are.

Meanwhile they cause a wreck because they wave the other person through right into the path of someone coming in the other lane. Ever seen that one before?

[tech9413]

3. You have to remember where Rock represents

No offense meant to my southern neighbors, but WV is the home of too many low information voters. Add to that the effects of decades of having their environment poisoned by the extraction industries. We're not much better here in PA.
Just take a chill pill and when you calm down try and talk to someone who might support this kind of BS and help them get their head out of their ass.

[lonestarnot]

4. Biplanes too.

[ljm2002]

5. Nice word coinage!

Mind if I borrow it?

[Kyril Enko]

9. No problem!

:-)

[kenny blankenship]

6. If the Democrats are afraid to do things we elected them to do

I'm afraid I can't vote for any one of them. What's the fucking point?

[WillyT]

7. Here Ya Go !!!

Link: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=7736246

K & R !!!

:kick:

:hi:

[kentuck]

8. As others have pointed out...

nothing has ever been done in this country's history without extreme partisanship.

[Kyril Enko]

10. Hey, Eliot Spitzer said it to Bill Maher on Friday!

I think the video's still available on HuffPo.

[Kyril Enko]

11. Just look at Scott Brown!

He's getting skewered by the GOP for his bipartisanship, 'cause the Republicans are big fans of lockstepping party discipline. It's the one thing about the bastards which I grudgingly admire. Would that WE had the same zeal! Or zealotry, to be perfectly honest about it. I mean, if our Whips aren't gonna live up to their titles, then Durbin and Clyburn should be assigned to other tasks!

[Kyril Enko]

12. OCD Mandates Twelve!

Feel free to share your own particular idiosyncratic behaviors!

:silly:

[Kyril Enko]

13. I'm obseesed with this! Please find it in your testes/vulva to forgive me!

For, you see, the pursuit of "BipartisanshiT" has, thus far, contributed nothing to the President's efforts---which I believe to be well intentioned---to improve the lot of those of us who actually can't take a weekend cruise to Barbados whenever the fuck the idea strikes us!