When Dick Cheney Dies, What Should He be Reincarnated As?

[Barack_America]

I'm open to suggestions.

[eleny]

1. ibtl!

btw, i'm the one who voted for the vaporub.

[Barack_America]

3. I said "when".

I hope this doesn't get locked!

P.S. Excellent choice!

[Kyril Enko]

78. Yep.

Too bad that wasn't in the poll. I voted for "Toilet."

[LiberalLoner]

2. But you don't understand. Cheney will NEVER die. Satan is eternal.

[dysfunctional press]

4. he shouldn't be.

his life force should be vanquished from existence.

[Barack_America]

19. Good point.

He just should not be. It's a shame he currently is.

[KonaKane]

5. A maggot. After all, you're supposed to reincarnate into a higher life form

that is, unless you fucked things up.

Oops.

[kgnu_fan]

6. not on Earth please

[WheelWalker]

11. +1 times 10 to the 99th

[LiberalEsto]

7. Sarah Palin's thong. nt

[Barack_America]

8. Oh, that's a really good one!

Okay, on edit, I totally stole it.

[jannyk]

9. The wife of a

Taliban fundamentalist.

As a woman, I can't think of a worse fate.

[Sebastian Doyle]

10. A child in Afghanistan

Preferably one who lives directly in the path of the proposed pipeline.

[Canuckistanian]

14. More specifically, a GIRL

The adversity will be character-building.

[BeatleBoot]

12. A pimple on Karl Rove's Ass

A really juicy one with a head and everything.

[Jim Sagle]

13. A piece of shit. Oh wait...that would be the same as he is now.

[Frosty1]

15. Toilet paper

:evilgrin:

[donheld]

16. A dung beetle.

[indy legend]

17. a poor person with a bad heart & no health insurance.

[leftstreet]

24. +1

[CatWoman]

26. +10

[Kind of Blue]

58. Ooh, that's good. n/t

[Lorien]

72. An unemployed single black lesbian with a bad heart

no health insurance or savings and two kids to care for on her own, with an unintended pregnancy...and the miraculous ability to recall ALL of her previous life.

[LiberalFighter]

18. Portable Potty

[mmonk]

20. Definitely an Iraqi child so that his testicles can be crushed

according to Yoo's testimony of it being a war time executive branch privilege.

[malaise]

21. A turkey in Alaska so that we

can see his head chopped off

[Barack_America]

23. LOL!

:rofl:

[malaise]

29. Well

:evilgrin:

[Liberal Veteran]

22. If there is any justice, a basilisk.

[CatWoman]

25. a cyst on the other side of Rush's ass

[baldguy]

27. A pig in Iran.

[spanone]

28. his 'line' should stop right there...no more dick in any form

[SoCalDem]

30. Bo's turd n/t

[Dinger]

31. Other, Don't Reincarnate, Period (nt)

[Individualist]

32. This...

[GliderGuider]

33. He should reincarnate as someone with both a conscience AND a perfect memory of their previous life.

:evilgrin:

[Incitatus]

34. An Iraqi baby, genetically deformed due to Depleted Uranium AND

he will not be able to walk or talk and he will have a complete memory of his former life.

[madokie]

35. An Iraqi child no doubt.

[Demeter]

36. He Would Have to Come Back As Himself

There's nothing more odious. And endure decades more of heart disease and massive surgery....and die a thousand times, until his behavior improves.

[ThoughtCriminal]

37. A woman

in Saudi Arabia

[Suji to Seoul]

38. lump of dog shit

[Unrepentant Fenian]

77. Wouldn't that be a redundant reincarnation????

[Suji to Seoul]

83. you're right. he's dog shit now. HE would be reincarnation as maggot shit

eom

[Mz Pip]

39. Not a cockroach.

Those things can survive anything and will probably inherit the earth.

Maybe something that is hunted- like one of those pythons in Florida that there is always open season on. Cheney is half reptile anyway so it won't be much of a stretch.

[annabanana]

40. A stinky shiny spot on the underside of

pond scum.

[muffin1]

41. Other

Michelle Bachmann's tampon.

:evilgrin:

[Incitatus]

42. oh damn

[IDemo]

43. Al Qaeda #2

Captured and transported directly to Gitmo.

[Barack_America]

70. Heh. An appropriate choice. nt

[create.peace]

44. i can't think of any living organism i would demean by having him live again on this planet....nft

[Mendocino]

45. A waterboard victim or Abu Gahrib prisoner in

a sort of "Groundhog Day" scenario. Each day he will wake up to torture, he will die, then wake up the next day to the same thing, over and over for eternity.

[Bitwit1234]

46. A piece of Bush's toilet paper 'cause

it's about time Georgie boy got to wipe his butt on Cheney instead of the other way around.

[BurtWorm]

47. An e. coli in Rush Limbaugh's colon.

Although, he should really move down the evolutionary ladder...

[Initech]

48. He should come back as himself repeatedly so he can serve all consecutive life sentences.

[omega minimo]

53. X100

[UTUSN]

49. My guess is: a PIECE OF SHIT !1 n/t

[Name removed]

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[tonysam]

50. Cheney and Keith Richards will live forever.

There's no point of either of them kicking off for the next fifty years.

[KonaKane]

54. I just recently saw a picture of Richards, and yelped out loud

I am not joking.

[tonysam]

56. Yep. The first image on Google makes him look positively

mummified.

[tXr]

59. My 97-year-old grandfather looks 20 years younger than Keith Richards,

but he just stuck to whiskey, gin, and Pall Malls.

[reformist2]

52. As some poor waif somewhere, but with full awareness of his past life.

[omega minimo]

55. a Turd Blossom

[Kind of Blue]

57. Excellent poll! Iraqi child, of course.

KnR!

[Quantess]

60. He will materialize into his true essence: the flesh eating virus.

Streptococcus pyogenes

[Barack_America]

61. Or a lovely Staph Aureus boil.

Good choice.

[HughMoran]

62. A toilet

:rofl:

[timeforpeace]

63. One of us so he can see how miserable we are because of him.

[LearnedHand]

64. A poor, Black child

Suffer, you motherfucker, suffer. LIVE the results of your "policies."

[alfredo]

65. Dilawar. multiple times with memory of past incarnations.

http://www.historycommons.org/entity.jsp?entity=dilawar

[Urban Prairie]

66. A fly trapped in an active spiderweb

[flvegan]

67. Reincarnation, wishing for negative karma.

Interesting.

[Barack_America]

68. I wish nothing for Cheney except what he deserves. nt

[flvegan]

71. It's easy to not "get" karma

and wish ill on others. Ironic, yes.

So, to your ego what does Darth Cheney "deserve" via your definition of karma?

[Barack_America]

74. I have no idea.

Such a thing is not for me to decide. Like I said, I wish no ill for him, just that he receives what he deserves. Hell, maybe he even deserves something good.

I see no harm in speculation, however.

[Lorien]

73. Anticipating the karma he has wrought

for himself.

Actually, I don't believe in karma. Too many kind and generous people get screwn, while too many Cheney's sail through life with barely a care in the world. No one ever said that life was fair.

[Jennicut]

69. An Orc. He already looks like one.

[struggle4progress]

75. Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind. And therefore, never send to know

for whom the bell tolls: it tolls for thee

John Donne, 1624

[AsahinaKimi]

76. withdrawing my statement

Karma will fulfill its duty on Cheney as it sees fit.

[Ghost in the Machine]

79. A primative sewage system in a village wracked with dysentery..n/t

[n2doc]

80. A bacterium on Rush's anal cyst n/t

[mwb970]

81. He'll come back as Cheney again.

Just like he did after all those heart attacks. Who knows how many times the bastard has died already?

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

82. vampire bat