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[underpants]

President Bush, right, shakes hands with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe during their joint press availability, Friday, April 27, 2007, at Camp David, Md. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[teamster633]

1. Look at that jaw.

Guess it was snowing at the White House again last night.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Japanese PM, " Do I really have to look at this tooth-grinding ape while you take my picture?"

[AlCzervik]

3. "Yes i did bring the ribbons of shame, the ceremony is right after lunch"

[Richardo]

"C'mon, Shinzo, say uncle!! This is my death grip!!"

[uppityperson]

4. picture is back

edited from picture is gone to pict is back.

[underpants]

5. Abe:"You got my money?"

[BlooInBloo]

6. Caption: "God I wish there was a picture here!"

[liberal N proud]

7. PM: "I can't believe I am shaking hands with the biggest ASSHOLE in the world"

That guy is so impressed with bu$h...

NOT!

[irish.lambchop]

8. Hey pardner, I'm not gonna puke on you or anything!

[IChing]

9. Funny, DUers said * looked bad today and now all photos are gone

of the meeting, I can't find any that have a close up of his face on the web.

The AP site even comes up with the famous ?
Can anyone find any photos of the press conference that show the right side of *'s face?

[Warpy]

10. "Ah'm a gonna make ya CRY, ya little pissant!"

Honestly, it looks like Stupid is trying to break Shinzo's hand.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. For I. . . can't . . . heeeeeeeeeelp . . . falling in love with you . . . .

[krispos42]

12. "I can't believe you can only squeeze that hard"

"However, your hand is silky smooth. You must be visiting the self-service pump regularly."

[underseasurveyor]

13. At least he finally learned to zip up his pants

Now if he would only learn how to zip up his lip.

[irish.lambchop]

15. Does that fox news alert

actually say, "...we must TOP them"? Oh my! I think he has already!

[underseasurveyor]

17. It may be a typo

But with Drinky McDumbass and Fux news one can never be sure:shrug:

[BlooInBloo]

14. "I'll be damned - he really IS as stupid as they say."

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. This Chimpea is such a loser... *sigh*

[Ganja Ninja]

18. Abe's thinking, "Damn I wish I'd remembered my hand sanitizer."

[LSK]

19. "say uncle, Im gonna break your hand"

[tomreedtoon]

20. "Somehow, seppuku seems awfully appealing right now."

Sorry if I misspelled the word for ritual suicide to abolish one's shame. I'm a honky pig. I generally don't allow myself to be put in situations where I have to embarrass myself to this point. In this case, I would have seriously sought someone else's hand to put in Bush's, even if I had to chop it off an unwilling victim myself.

[Joe Fields]

21. "Betcha I can beat you indian rasslin'" Abe's thought bubble...

"Grow up, you fucking moron."