Chimp is blabbering on tv -- looks like someone beat the snot out of him!

[Atman]

WOW! He looks HORRIBLE. And sounds drugged out of his mind.

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[catmandu57]

1. Could this be the meltdown?

We've been waiting on.

[madame defarge]

2. He has shown meltdown symptoms for a long time...

I'm surprised he's not a puddle of snot right now. On second thought, he is a puddle of snot.

[youthere]

23. What a horrible thing to say...

about snot puddles.

[KansDem]

Or puddles in general...

Puddles do good things, like puddles of fresh spring rainwater that kids like to jump into; kids who see jumping into a puddle to be an exciting thing to do because they haven't grown up to be adults who are victimized by a corrupt political party that seeks to strip them of their civil rights and send them to an illegal, unjust war based on lies in order to bring a shitload of oil home to the corporate elite and who haven't felt the boot of despair on the backs of their necks due to the corporate party that wants to make them into a nation of serfs with low-paying jobs, poor healthcare, or illiterate slobs who hang out at the public library all day waiting to die.

Also, puddles can be the birthplace of pollywogs...

[madokie]

5. heres hoping

[Arugula Latte]

6. If I had a dime for everytime someone on DU said: "This is it. Bush is losing it...He's toast..."

Yet, that drug-addled piece of crap continues to lead us down the sinkhole ... *sigh*

[lazyriver]

11. Kind of like an evil version of Keith Richards

There seems to be no logical explanation as to what keeps Keith going or Bush in office.

[Virginia Dare]

32. The media pretends it's normal...

it's kind of like the alcoholic uncle that everybody ignores at family gatherings. WEIRD.

[k8conant]

3. Looks like bruise on left cheekbone...

and what the heck is "energy security" and before that the notably redundant "We have a lot of bilateral trade between our two countries".

[kmla]

33. He cleared that phrase with the Department of Redundancy Department.

It's stated in their "Handbook of Genuine Authentic Handbook Statements".

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Laura and Babs worked him over. nt

[Virginia Dare]

7. Eating pretzels again?...n/t

[AlCzervik]

8. just buy more hamburger would ya?

Won't somebody think of the hamburger?

[Systematic Chaos]

10. Hamburger?? Can I just get some nice wood instead?

Wait a minute... that didn't sound right at all. :shrug:

[11 Bravo]

9. Rove should have warned him ...

Soft pretzels only, you stupid little shit!

[peekaloo]

12. what's the Simpleton's topic du jour?

threatening his big bad veto again?

[Atman]

13. Japan needs hamburgers.

:shrug:

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[Skidmore]

14. His face looks gaunt.

Kinda like a person does when they've had a rotavirus for a couple of weeks.

[ThomWV]

15. I flipped the channel, if he said something particularly stupid I'll hear about it tonight.

Kieth.

[demnan]

16. Is he in Tulsa?

Did Bartcop show up or something? :evilgrin:

[C_U_L8R]

17. Another rough night with Jeff...

Or did Pickles break out her rubber suit again?

[Jack Rabbit]

18. Having just seen this thread, I have a few questions

Like, what is going on? Is he having a presser in the Rose Garden? Making an impromptu speech to the presidential portrait gallery?

Exactly what is he talking about? Does anybody have a quote or two?

[Cameron27]

30. There was just a little snippet on MSNBC

I thought they said from Camp David. (?) Same old, same old. He's going to veto the Dems bill because they're not giving the "surge" a chance, and why did they add on all money for other things, blah blah blah.

He was aiming for Reaganesque I think, shrugging shoulders, sadly tsk tsking, but just managed to look bush-stupid.

And his face was a mess, but I think he's got some capillary fragility in his face that explodes when he gets too much sun/or pickles pushed him around last night.

[Virginia Dare]

31. I've never been able to discern exactly what he's talking about.

:shrug:

[Botany]

19. The bruise over his left eye?????????

Where did that come from?

O.M.G. what happened? Falling down drunk?

and does he have the American Flag Pin over the Japanese Flag Pin?

[blogslut]

20. A lot of people

sure "need to understand" this president lately

[Botany]

24. but he did say ....

.... They need to be held to their agreement that they agreed to.

He is a smooth talking son of bitch.

[RB TexLa]

21. also looks like he thinks it's proper to not wear a tie when meeting with world leaders n/t

[blogslut]

22. He's falling apart

He's really falling apart

[blogslut]

25. "I'm sorry it had to come to this"

- in response to the time table and his promised veto

[youthere]

26. "I believe we can work together to find a way forward..."

work together=let me have my way

[buzzard]

27. He really is inarticulate and looks completely rattled.n/t

[blogslut]

28. Question

Did Bush earlier, condescend to that lady asking about WWII(?)/Korean(?) war crimes?

[blogslut]

29. ooh

He took off his earpiece...hmmmm

And then he says, and I quote:

"He told me what was on his heart."

And then it was over. The man is bad off. That's for damned sure.

[KansDem]

34. I've always thought the "pretzel incident" wasn't about his coughing and passing out...

Or that he even was drunk.

I've always thought Chimpie was slapped around a little by his masters (the real power in this administration) who felt he was ****ing up their agenda. Sort of like a "get with the program, punk, or next time it'll be worse" moment.