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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 06:49 AM
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Free indecent grope click here! By Mark Morford
Free indecent grope click here!
By Mark Morford

It has come to my attention that you are perhaps wildly understimulated. Or maybe just mildly? Whichever. Either way, not getting quite enough of the good stuff, the kick and juice that makes you feel alive and awake and happy to be barely surviving on this little blue speck of space lint we call home.

Does that sound about right? Is that you? Are you aching and craving and moaning deep in the night, and not just because the dog won't shut up, the kids are stabbing each other with forks, Obama has yet to fix the pothole in your driveway, and no one seems to understand your deepest desires and most obvious tell-tale facial expressions? I know just how you feel.

It has therefore come to my attention that you could use some additional, shall we say, titillation. Pleasure. Awareness. Consciousness. Muscles better and nerves more, as the poet said. Something electrifying? Revitalizing? A little bit of the up and under, wink and tickle? Damn straight, as the poet added.

You are far from alone. They say we are an increasingly desensitized country. Or a decreasingly sensitive one? Whichever. Either way: we just ain't feeling it all that much anymore. We are dejected and perpetually jaded, numbed out at a very deep level. Everything's amazing and nobody's happy, as the comic said, smartly. ...

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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 08:15 AM
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1. Kick
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 08:30 AM
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2. i thought article interesting. not how i live my life. nt
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 12:15 PM
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4. I like his style of writing
and he hits it out of the ballpark more times than not but the part I like is that I'm reminded and get to see just what the difference is between here in northeast Oklahoma and San Francisco. The different interest, the different cultures, if I'm allowed to use that term in this context. I like Dr Hunter S Thompson's gonzo style. I guess I like the non-normal way of writing like our own used to be Bob Boutalang, damn I enjoyed his rants immensely and they were at the right time in my life I guess.
anyways just a blowin'and a goin' sorry
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PuraVidaDreamin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 08:41 AM
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3. namaste
peace
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