It wasn't exactly a Happy Meal when Grandma found a condom in the McDonald's bag.

[LiberalHeart]

Want KY jelly with that?

http://newsgrinder.blogspot.com/2007/04/it-wasnt-exactly-happy-meal-when.html

[lonestarnot]

1. OMG! Balloons.

[babylonsister]

2. Who did grandma piss off? She must have been relentless. nt

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. yep.

[Wetzelbill]

4. that depends on your perspective

ok, I even think I went too far on that one.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. it was a green condom.

just so you know.

day-glo perhaps.

[Bicoastal]

6. The Jay Leno joke practically writes itself...

Jay: "Hey, Kev! Hey, didja hear about this story from New Zealand? Didja hear?

Kev: "Naw, naw, man. Ahahahaha..."

Jay: "This young girl at a McDonalds in New Zealand found a condom in her Happy Meal...Can you believe it? A condom in her Happy Meal...."

Kev: "Aw, no way, man. Ahahahaha...."

Jay: "Yeah, yeah....Of course, now, McDonalds is thinking of changing the name to the really REALLY Happy Meal...."

Kev: "Ooooh, Jay....Ahahahaha..."

<Kevin leads the band in some dischordant fragment of music. Over this, Jay repeats the punchline again. The audience laughs weakly and applauds reluctantly.>

Man, when's Conan gonna take over?!

[VP505]

7. Could have been

worse, and I'll leave in what way, to everyone's own imagination!

[LiberalHeart]

8. Would that be the special sauce?

[HeeBGBz]

9. So that's how you make a Big Mac? n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

10. new or used?

I mean, big difference there.