Okay, here's the plan to save the country and the world

[Cyrano]

We kidnap Sarah Palin and store her in some undisclosed location.

We replace her with Tina Fey.

Tina Fey runs for President in 2012 and beats Obama by a hair.

On January 20th, 2013, Tina Fey becomes President of the United States.

Ummm, wait a minute. What does Tina Fey believe in? What are her policies? What would she do if she were to become the "Most Powerful Woman In The World?"

Oh, hell. Does it really matter. After eight years of Bush/Cheney, how big a threat could Tina Fey be?

[rucky]

1. We would need a Tina Fey replacement to account for her whereabouts.

How about Lisa Loeb? Nobody keeps track of her anymore.

[90-percent]

2. Loeb

Yeah, no kidding. Even Dweezil Zappa dumped her!

-90% jimmy