Somebody with a camcorder needs to ambush Tancredo.

[Are_grits_groceries]

Set up an interview for him with a new magazine called "The Iron." (Motto: If you can't find enough irony in politics for your RDA, these stories should keep you in shape.)

Find an old literacy test or an approximation of one. Hell, just get a 3rd grade teacher to whip something up. Then slip the questions in and see how Tommy does.

[leftstreet]

1. Where's that lady friend of John Edwards? n/t

[foxfeet]

2. Wouldn't an axe work just as well?

Sure, you might not get the interview, but the video would be colorful.