The Incredible Shrinking Newspaper

[Lionel Mandrake]

This is hot off the presses.

The LA Times, even when folded, is now TALLER THAN IT IS WIDE! The width is now a fraction of what it used to be. The paper sure looks funny that way.

[Mojorabbit]

1. I have many bird cages

and they used to fit them perfectly. Now not so much. Even with reading glasses it is hard to read with the smaller print.

[Lionel Mandrake]

2. These newspapers are for the birds.

Or maybe not. ;-)

[HughBeaumont]

3. The Plain Dealer is now the Plain Pamphlet.

55 cents for a flyer.

[Lionel Mandrake]

4. Nice alliteration

"Fifty Five ... For ... Flyer"
That's 4 F's in a row.
Inserting an F bomb would make 5 in a row. :evilgrin:

[HughBeaumont]

5. It just comes out like dryer lint sometimes.

:rofl: