Subtle: Alleged shoplifter stuffs 75 bottles of Bath & Body lotion in his pants

[Bluebear]

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground...

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Police say a Massachusetts man who allegedly stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn’t make a smooth getaway, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.

Police say mall security officers chased Guadarrama, but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce lotion containers in his pants that he could barely run. Police say he could not bend over to get in the police cruiser until some of the bottles were removed.

It could not immediately be determined if Guadarrama has an attorney. A telephone number for Guadarrama could not immediately be located Thursday.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1230684&srvc=rss

[Arkana]

1. Wow

Who NEEDS that much body lotion?

[supernova]

4. B&BW is having a sale too

No need to steal.

[Enrique]

7. someone with their own store

that doesn't want to pay to stock it. :shrug:

[OhioChick]

2. What's a dude going to do with 75 bottles of lotion?

Scratch that......

[Oregone]

14. You probably don't want to know

[Monk06]

28. He's just a modern guy and he's had it the ear before.

Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another striptease
Hey man where'd you get
That lotion? I been hurting
Since I bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah something called love
That's like hypnotizing chickens
Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before

'Cause of a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life

[Ignis]

3. So much for a smooth getaway.

[supernova]

5. He couldn't take the friction

[Bluebear]

6. Slick!

[Electric Monk]

8. Is that 75 bottles of lotion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

[liberal N proud]

9. I was hoping there would be pictures.

The dumb criminals should always have their pictures posted to give us all a good laugh.

[Tailormyst]

10. I do not want to know what the lotion was for.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Geez, he must've looked like the Michelin Man on steroids.

[we can do it]

12. This Is What Gave Him Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc

[Solly Mack]

13. It rubs the lotion on its skin....

[Chef Eric]

15. Reminds me of a song: "So I'd like to know where, you got the LOTION" nt

[Bluebear]

16. Rock the boat!

[The_Commonist]

17. Sounds like somebody was looking for...

...a place to spend a cold night, and maybe the next few days, including free meals.
I don't think this was a "stupid thief."

[gkhouston]

22. If all you're looking for is three hots and a cot, why boost something so

giggle-producing as lotion? He's gonna get crap about that in the lockup.

[The_Commonist]

25. People who are cold and hungry...

...sometimes do pretty stupid things.
You know?
Hopefully you don't...

[YOY]

18. A police officer was heard to jealously comment no his arrest that he had "uncommonly smooth skin."

n.t.

[madinmaryland]

19. Motion Lotion!!

[berni_mccoy]

20. LOL!

[Kievan Rus]

21. Gives new meaning to "pants on the ground"

[IDemo]

23. Well now, who hasn't done that?

:shrug:

[pleah]

24. Slick.

Not!

[jberryhill]

26. Chafing Can Be Awful / nt

[JVS]

27. Doesn't he know to put the lotion in the basket?