Global warming update

[dem629]

Daughter blames mother for global warming
By Dr. Paul Donohue
SPECIAL TO THE POST-DISPATCH
01/27/2010

Dear Dr. Donohue — My daughter complains that I flatulate more often than most individuals. Furthermore, she claims that the gas an individual passes contributes to global warming. I don't know if I am physically able to keep my gas to myself to go green. Is my daughter really right?

Is your daughter for real? No human can stop the production of intestinal gas. Every human passes gas, including your daughter. People do so from 10 to 20 times a day.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/lifestyle/columnists.nsf/drpauldonohue/story/BE5A104050CE7DD5862576B6006F270B?OpenDocument

[Dogmudgeon]

1. Go Vedge Now!

I went Vedge three years ago, and not only have I been completely fart-free, I've also lost 250 pounds, become beautiful, married a billionaire, can out-meditate my guru, have developed telepathic and clairvoyant powers, am incapable of getting sick, my IQ is now 235, Eric Clapton is begging me for guitar lessons, I have become fluent in 15 languages, require only 20 minutes of sleep a day, can cure the sick and raise the dead, and can do the New York Times crossword puzzle without using a dictionary!

I may well be immortal. All because I stopped eating stinky, icky meat.

:evilgrin:

--d!

[pansypoo53219]

2. but what's the point of life without

homemade gravy?
and bacon.
and a nice pork chop?