Pat Robertson's great-great-great- ... -grandfather kicked a dog...

[hvn_nbr_2]

Pat Robertson's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather kicked a dog in 1751, after which Satan answered and said, "Great job, my dear partner, Mr. Jeremiah Ezekiel Robertson. By kicking that dog, you gave the next twenty generations of Robertsons to me."

So now you know why Pat Robertson is a greedy lunatic and a radical Christianist cleric. An ancestor ten generations ago made a deal with the devil.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. I don't think that kicking is what he did to the dog.

[DevonRex]

3. Gack!

I almost inhaled an ice cube when I read that, you meanie!!!!

:evilgrin:

[DevonRex]

2. Well, Robertson has certainly sold his soul and I wouldn't be surprised

if his g-g-g-g-g-great-grandfather did too.

[peace13]

4. Oh yes! n/t

[damntexdem]

5. But was the dog in a pack with the devil?

;-)