Top Ten Feature Name suggestions for Palin's Faux News segment?

[pinto]

:P

[pinto]

1. Palin Failin

A Fox Exclusive.

[Nikki Stone1]

2. Morning Can I Call You Joe.

:)

[gateley]

6. Bwah! Good one! nt

[pinto]

13. Ha!

[Nikki Stone1]

81. :)

:)

[Bucky]

3. Seein' the Werld From my Porch... With Sarah!

Or... "The By-Golly Mavrickin' Stories Hour"

[Orrex]

4. Palin Comparison

[jobycom]

18. Good job.

You deserve a cookie. :rofl:

[pinto]

25. ...

:thumbsup:

[Soylent Brice]

73. DUzy.

[gratuitous]

5. Live! from the turkey abbatoir

Six Hours of Tape to Make A Five Minute Commentary

Nitwits on Parade

[DJ13]

7. A game show

"You Betcha!"

[rwheeler31]

8. You know what you know and you know what you don't know,

I don't anything so I'm cool.

[johnnie]

9. Shittin' ya and quitin' ya with Sarah Palin

[Bucky]

10. Letcha Know What I'm Thinkin'... With Sarah!

"All of the News (from Readin' All of Them Newspapers!)... With Sarah!"

[MindPilot]

11. Half-Baked Alaska

"In What Respect?"

"The Rogue Report"

[pinto]

12. LOL... The Rogue Report.

:rofl:

[Nikki Stone1]

14. Like that one.

:)

[maxrandb]

80. I think "the Rouge Report" is better

[ChicagoSuz219]

54. Good one! lol n/t

[lonestarnot]

63. spit, spew

:spray: :rofl:

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. Extreme Do-Over

[FLyellowdog]

16. Menace II Society

[pinto]

43. Armageddon, the Sequel

[pinto]

17. The Wolf Report

[blogslut]

19. I want the name to remain what it is

Because I am anticipating the hilarity that will ensue when night after night she'll be forced to say:

"Hello and welcome to Rull American Stories..."

[Scurrilous]

20. Sarah, you ignorant slut! n/t

[begin_within]

21. In What Respect

[madamesilverspurs]

22. The Sound of Moose Sick

[polly7]

23. Hockey Moms know stuff ...... and you can, too.

[Skittles]

24. The Whore Report (Report pronounced same as in Colbert Report)

yes

[pinto]

26. Special segment - Putin v Palin, Celebrity Smackdown

Celeb Smackdown!

[VPStoltz]

27. Palin' Around with Palin.

[Touchdown]

28. Twit Talk!

:D

[movonne]

39. I like yours...

[Touchdown]

48. Snide and Prejudiced.

Thanks Bill Maher!

[suffragette]

29. Caribou Barbie's Dreamhouse

Suspend disbelief and come right in!

wink wink

[Raschel]

30. Gotcha Questions with Sarah

[polly7]

31. LOL. Very good.

[Raschel]

33. And Nancy Grace should do an investigative report on 'Who's watching Trig?'

:hi:

[polly7]

36. Bwahahahaaaa ,,,,,,,, I can picture it!

[ChicagoSuz219]

58. LOLOL n/t

[Raschel]

32. The Other Sarah Hour

[Union Yes]

34. My Free Home.

In honor of her free $550k home that mysteriously resembles the Wasilla sports complex.

[The Doctor.]

35. "Saylin with Palin"

Or some other such nonsense.

[struggle4progress]

37. (You're invited to) The Know Nothing Party (with Sarah Palin)

[lpbk2713]

38. The Wasilla Hillbilly Report

...

[polly7]

40. This pig's lipstick won't bleed ..... also ,,,,,, see the world with Sarah.

sorry, kind of crude, but good grief, she's actually getting a TV segment???

[HCE SuiGeneris]

41. Coifee Talk

[pinto]

42. Wasilla?

[CoffeeCat]

44. I'm rearing my head in your space!

It's catchy, admit it!

[CoffeeCat]

45. delete

[CoffeeCat]

46. In what respect...America?

Oh, we could do this all night, couldn't we?

[CoffeeCat]

47. Thanks But No Thanks!

...but I digress.

[jotsy]

49. Ailin' flailin' and bailin' with senseless Sarah Palin.

[no_hypocrisy]

50. Huh?

[jgraz]

51. The Tina Fey Show.

[Marr]

52. And Also, Too... with Sarah Palin

[pamela]

53. The Palindrone Report

bat-shit crazy anyway you look at it

[ChicagoSuz219]

55. Sarah's Mavericky Tea Party for Morans n/t

[zinnisking]

56. "The Parah Salin...Shuckie Darnit. I Mean, The Sarah Palin Show"

[moondust]

57. Theme song: ZZ Top - "Legs"

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."

[chat_noir]

59. BOX OF ROCKS ON FOX

http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal/open-thread-325

[11 Bravo]

62. You beat me to it! I just came over from Crooks and Liars myself.

[Soylent Brice]

75. !!

:rofl:

[Capt. America]

60. Sarah: Plain and Stupid

[bluethruandthru]

78. hahahahahaha!! Good one! n/t

[SidDithers]

61. Moose Droppings...nt

Sid

[lonestarnot]

64. Simpleton is as simpleton does.

[MineralMan]

65. The Mavericky Minute

That about covers it, I think.

[rucky]

66. Gettin' Back to Ya

[Raschel]

67. Book of the month with Sarah.

[Raschel]

68. Meet the Moose

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

69. It doesn't matter really....

she's going to quit during a commercial break and that will be that.

[Raschel]

70. Makin' Stuff Up with Sarah

[4_TN_TITANS]

71. Currentest Events with the Killa from Wassilla

[upi402]

72. Moose shit and Bullshit

[DCBob]

74. The No Brain Zone

:)

[DCBob]

76. Bedtime with Bimbo

:bounce:

[Blue_In_AK]

77. My favorite from a commenter at Mudflats

The No Show. Perfect on multiple levels.

[maxrandb]

79. The Word Salad with Sarah n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

82. Interview with a dumbass. nt

[mr blur]

83. "Unfair and Unbalanced" (nt)

[Motown_Johnny]

84. Hyperbole and Platitudes with Sarah Palin (since none of the viewers know what those words mean)