Scratcher playing Moran:"We're losing the war because Clinton gutted the military..

[maveric]

...and closed down all the bases. He cut the military in half and thats why we are losing in Iraq."

Me: "Oh....Then why didnt Georgie beef up the military when he came in?"

Moran: "He was too busy chasing down terrorists. Had a lot on his mind after Clinton fucked everything up."

Me: " Well he didnt chase them down that well did he?"

Moran: "He caught Saddam and hung that POS! Didnt he? Thats more than Clinton EVER did!"

Me: "What did Saddam do to the USA?"

Moran: "Nine-fucking-eleven you idiot. I aint got time for this shit. Go move to Cuba."

Me: "I'll send Fidel your regards."

Moran: "Fuck you!"

There it is folks! I learnt it all in a 7-11. The "real" reason why we are in a war and why we are losing it. Even almost six years later these idiots still think that Saddam flew those planes into the WTC, Pentagon and Western PA.

Sad. Isnt it?

[Postman]

1. Ask him if he believes in the Tooth Ferry, Leprechauns and Unicorns....

n/t

[SoCalDem]

4. He believes in Rush & Hannity & O'Reilly et al.. That's plenty

They spew this nonsensical drivel 24-7 and the propaganda "sticks" with some people.. they repeat it over and over and of course there are few, if any, opposing views heard as easily, so of course they believe it.:(

[Bucky]

2. 'Nine-fucking-eleven you idiot"

Priceless.

[InternalDialogue]

8. That's my new response to everything.

"Pardon me, sir, but you forgot to sign the receipt."

"Nine-fucking-eleven, you idiot!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Hey, why not?

After all, nine-fucking-eleven changed everything.



You idiot.



:rofl:

[InternalDialogue]

13. Hey! Nine-fucking-eleven!!!

Sheesh!

[Bucky]

15. In a minute, and if I can make it fit, "Nine-fucking-eleven, you idiot!" will be in my sigfile

[InternalDialogue]

16. It can also be used as an encouragement:

"Putting it in your sig line, eh, Bucky!"

"Well, nine-fucking-eleven. Cheers."

:toast:

[msongs]

3. the "clinton" military "won" afghanistan AND got rid of sadaam.....

bush inherited the clinton military and used it to win his first actions in Afghanistan and also conquered baghdad and got rid of
Sadaam. It is the incompetence of the bush war criminals gang that is undoing any military success.

Msongs
www.msongs.com/political-shirts.htm

[yellowcanine]

19. Exactly. The military performed superbly when it was used as it should have

been used. It was never designed as an occupation force. And furthermore, it was never designed to operate with such heavy reliance on reserves and national guard. That is squarely on the Bush/Chaney/Rumsfield axis of evil.

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. First, base closing didn't start with Clinton and second, the Afghanistan and Iraq wars were "won"

with Clinton's military. It's george who screwed up the military through multiple wars. Some people are so clueless. It's a wonder they are even able to dress themselves and why isn't this idiot in Iraq?

[maveric]

6. He's a 50 yr old drunken asshole.

Well known by most in this blue neighborhood as "that asshole dude".
buSh's base!

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. They'll take him! He's not to old! And drunken asshole? Sounds like george!

:evilgrin:

[Virginia Dare]

9. His motto is probably..

"In Rush We Trust", he has to check in every day for his daily reinforecement of the fairy tales he's believing in. If Rush had a massive heart attack tomorrow (God forbid :eyes:) people like him would be wondering like Moses in the desert.

[alfredo]

12. The cuts were started during GHWB's term by Dick Cheney.

Yes it was Dick Cheney who devised the plan to cut the size of our forces.

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. Yeah Dick' shoot first" Cheney. Too bad the Morans don't know that.

I am amazed or dismayed at their ignorance. The mind boggles. :silly:

[alfredo]

17. Just let him know it was cheney who authored the cuts.

Clinton's only mistake was assuming cheney was working in America's best interest.

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Right? !

[alfredo]

22. Giving any of those guys the benefit of the doubt was a

big mistake. I guess Clinton assumed Cheney knew what he was doing.

[blondeatlast]

11. Clinton cut off Moran's firing arm, too? Damn that Clenis, it must be stopped! nt

[Cha]

20. And we would have been okay

if Stupid and Stupid's handlers, and the corporatemediawhores hadn't of started World Fucking War 111 in the Middle East.

Don't even try to blame it on the clenis.

[agincourt]

21. Unfortunately Americans don't get it either

No military by itself can defeat an insurgency. Half a million troops can win battles, but they can't win a guerilla war. Only a political solution backed up with a military can overcome an insurgency. The military can fight battles but it can't be in all places at once. Americans still haven't learned that truth. The slobbering freeper trolls will never learn that, but so called educated Americans haven't learned that either.