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I'm not too bright so I can't really figure this out. Perhaps someone here can help me...
So I'm sitting in front of my TV this A.M. in underwear but sans Cheetos, and I'm watching a combo of Very-dim-bulb T.J. Holmes, who may the dumbest man on the Tube, and some "red-headed" hyper-kinetic gal who looks like she's a veteran of the Home Shopping Network. I like redheads, a LOT, but this one is, well, a mite under-talented.
So in a nutshell this is what they've stated this morning: " 1. They are not raising the Color Code Threat Level, which is already as high as it can be without going to "Red Alert -this is no drill, repeat this is no drill" (From the original Star Trek) however, extreme delays can be expected as the Security is going to be taken seriously(!) now, and they'll REALLY BE LOOKING FOR STUFF, instead of just making people throw out sealed cans of baby formula and bottles of Pepsi Cola. You'll still have to throw these out but you best better not screw around or you're going to wind up in the Federal Building somewhere real quickly because:
2. We always plan for the LAST attack. Since that moron shoe-bomber tried to kill all those people on that flight, everyone's shoes, including your great-grandmother's, are scrutinized. If they find that this materiel was secreted in this guy's tie bar, then tie bars will become the focus of everyone's attention for three years. Please note that this crap doesn't happen on El Al flights because they do not fuck around and don't care who's late, who is miffed, or whatever. Now THAT's security, but Americans generally don't want to be so inconvenienced. "OK, you pays your money and you takes your chances", so this stuff shouldn't surprise anyone however, all should recall that
3. The worst attack occurring on American soil happened because the Supreme Court-ordained so-called President was 'vacationing' on his ersatz ranch, formerly known as the Crawford Pig Farm, and refused to take seriously a warning from his own people, or, if you want to look at it this way, deliberately ignored said warning. It took weeks and months for the MSM to get their act together in this respect. Fast-forward 8 years, and hear that while this dreadful attack occurred, President Obama was vacationing in what that elite-snob Cokie Roberts would call an 'exotic' state, Hawaii, which of course, happens to be his Home-fucking-state, but I guarantee you that you will hear the words "terror attack", Obama, and Hawaii Vacation about 2 million times today and for the next 6 weeks, until Americans, when polled, state that Obama was asleep at the switch on vacation. So finally we may assume that
4. The RW talking points will include the "fact" that Obama was as far away from the Capitol as humanly possible, but is still in the U.S., that although he's in contact by 'secure telephone', that's not gonna cut it, and he's closer to Kenya than he is to Washington, and this guy was from Nigeria and may be a long-lost cousin of his. If you can imagine it as pure fantasy, it can happen...and as my dearly departed Daddy used to say, "and WOISE!"
Anyone else confused??
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