Awww..a Freeper is mad at Dave Barry...Gotta read this classic Freepresponse

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http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/01/consider_yourse.html#comments

Dave you are so illinformed.
Let me enlighten you and your readers.
The reason we(Denver)can`t have a superbowl here is we don`t have a closed in stadium. You see here in Colorado it snows.
You can`t hold a Super bowl where there could be a chance it would snow or just be cold cause you see, it is all about money and money would be lost if the ganstas i mean players couldn`t show boat around town for a couple weeks before the game.
That is equivlant of me asking you where your ski runs are and why Miami will never host a winter olympic.
Tancredo never said Miami looks like a third world country. He said parts of it resemble a third world country but translated to looney leftys that means the whole state. Nice twist. We have a writer up here that writes the same way,(Mike Littwin,Rocky Mountain News), he never tells the truth .He just twist`s it till it fit`s his smear campaign, just like you. I hope your readers don`t get their info. from you because it is a flat out lie.
Darren

Be sure to check out the comments posted at the link...

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1. OW!!! THE BAD GRAMMAR IS MAKING MY EYES BLEED!!!

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2. Odd that we've had two Superbowls in Detroit

Yes, the stadium is enclosed, but it's pretty cold here in February!

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3. Miami is a state?

Man, I learn so much from freeptards.

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4. anyone notice the Rush football players = thugs meme?

how clever. And bonus points for the most original use of apostrophes ever. Seriesly.

Whenever I read about these poor 'victims' of slanted journalism, it reminds me of that study which showed that children who always felt victimized and bullied by everyone, even when they are sometimes the bully, usually grow up to be conservatives.

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7. Yup, first thing I noticed

Rush sends out the memo and they all fall right in line...

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5. My favorite response

"I are sure that Denvers' teacher's are so proud that they learned Darren to smartly grammerify his riting's.

Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | 01:05 PM on January 29, 2007"

"Grammerify his riting's." ROFLMAO.

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6. Barry really zinged Tancredo repeatedly in the column!

The entire column is very funny and really rags on Miami politicians, as well as Tancredo.

http://www.DaveBarry.com/

PEDRO PORTAL/MIAMI HERALD FILE, 2004
Welcome to Miami, Super Bowl visitors! You are going to have a wonderful time, from the moment you arrive in our magical city, until the moment you discover that your wallet is missing. I'm kidding! You'll be fine, probably! Because the truth is that Miami is a terrific place, despite the criticisms you may have heard from ignorant yokel blowhards who shall remain nameless, such as U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo.

Back in November, Rep. Tancredo, who represents suburban Denver, ruffled some feathers down here when he called Miami ``a third-world country.''For the record, that charge is unfair: Miami is WAY better armed than any third-world country. Miami is also a world-class party city, which is why the Super Bowl is being held here for a record-tying ninth time. Compare that with -- to pick a city at random -- Denver, which has been selected to host the Super Bowl a total of, let's see, the '60s, nope, the '70s, nope, the '80s, nope, the '90s, nope, the 2000s, nope . . .

Gosh, it seems that Denver has NEVER, not one single time in over four decades, been selected to host the Super Bowl. I'm sure there's a good reason for this, such as that the Denver area has too few hotel rooms, or too many xenophobic dimwits representing it in Congress. But enough about Tom. Let's get back to Miami, and how you, the Super Bowl visitor, can get the maximum possible enjoyment from your stay here, with the fewest possible sucking chest wounds. We'll start with:
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Most Spanish-speakers speak some English; in fact, many of them speak it far better than -- to pick a xenophobic dimwit at random -- Rep. Tom Tancredo. Nevertheless, you may find it helpful to learn a few basic Spanish phrases, such as:

``¿Donde está el Rep. Tancredo?'' (``Where is the toilet?'')

``Salga de mi camino, usted Rep. Tancredo.'' (``Get out of my way, you stupid idiot.'')

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8. LOL! n/t