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From the Smirking Chimp. Great article on this. Great list with commentary and funny as hell. Especially the last one.
1. The Virginia Tech killer was evil. He sent a multimedia package to NBC News, which publicized most of it, though the killer was dead and there was no evidence of an accomplice. File under: Evil Meets Stupid, and plays Stupid for a fool.
2. John McCain makes a weak joke about bombing Iran, and then acts as if we are too dumb or humor-impaired to get that it was just a joke. File under: Stupid is Evil, and mistakes his audience for Stupid.
3. Dick Cheney is called to task for his “last throes of the insurgency” remark, and condescendingly explains to us what a “throe” is. File under: Evil is Stupid, and mistakes his audience for Stupid.
4. The occupying force in Baghdad builds a three mile wall surrounding the neighborhood of one religious minority in a multifaceted sectarian and ethic civil war. File under: 20th Century Evil meets 21st Century Stupid.
5. Oil companies, led by ExxonMobil, use every trick imaginable to confound the public about the currently bad and growing worse environmental situation. The media casts anyone against this lie as environmental extremists, but holds out hope that the movement will be saved by… Arnold Schwarzenegger and Thomas Friedman. File under: So much Evil and Stupid in one place, you probably should buy a scorecard.
6. Fred Phelps and his churchgoers (read family) protesting at the funerals of fallen soldiers to get more publicity for their view that the permissive attitude towards homosexuality is the reason God wants our wayward nation to lose in Iraq. File under: A pro wrestling parody of Evil meets bad performance art imitation of Stupid.
7. The TV show 24 is so popular, the Army wants the lead actor to come to the Pentagon to tell the current and future military interrogators that in reality, torture doesn’t get the vital confession before the next commercial break. File under: Evil as entertainment meets Stupid as a way of life.
8. Boston is shut down for hours by ads for Aqua Teen Hunger: The Movie. File under: Stupid mistakes Lite-Brites™ for Evil.
9. The Democratic Congress buys the Washington conventional wisdom that the public has no stomach for the impeachments of Dick Cheney and George W. Bush. File under: The Stupidity of cowardice in battle meets the Evil of self-serving lethargy.
10. George W. Bush… File under: Don’t bother with the details. He’s got his own category.
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