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depakid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:12 PM Original message |
Chuck Norris: Public health care would have killed Baby Jesus |
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budkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. Why does everyone worship this ignorant piece of shit? |
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NinetySix (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
20. Because Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. |
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Ken Burch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. Uh Chuck, you do realize that Jesus was a WANTED child, don't you? |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. Wow. |
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whirlygigspin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:18 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. baby Jesus used to ride dinosaurs too |
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whirlygigspin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:18 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. baby Jesus used to ride dinosaurs too |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 08:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
50. Let's start with this... |
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yourout (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. Talk about to many kicks to the head. |
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UpInArms (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
7. Why isn't this POS dead yet? |
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Blasphemer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. The man is a complete nutter... nt |
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muntrv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
9. ...But thanks to Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Jesus was born. |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:27 PM Original message |
When it was a not-for-profit, not now. Mary and Joseph wouldn't have been able |
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Miss Authoritiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:01 PM Response to Reply #9 |
21. Not only that... |
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muntrv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
10. When will Bruce Lee's punching bag shut up? |
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Brickbat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
11. ....Aaaaand now that we've come full circle, the universe can implode. |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
12. You mean we wouldn't have had to deal with these lunatic Xtians? |
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mrs_p (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
13. mr. p says chuck norris |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
14. Wow, Chuck Norris' God is so puny that it couldn't survive Herodcare? |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 09:02 AM Response to Reply #14 |
52. It really gets down to that, doesn't it? |
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Botany (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
15. "to avoid the ridicule .... because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy" |
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Ozymanithrax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
16. He wants to kill Health Care. |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
17. What a dumb ass...nt |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
18. No, Mary would have been stoned to death by the local conservatives |
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jwirr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
19. Chuckie you big ass. Exactly what government run health care program |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
22. Oh noes! It's Passover health care. |
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debbierlus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
23. Harodcare? |
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marasinghe (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:15 AM Response to Reply #23 |
38. yeah; a free xmas handout to employees at harrod's department store, in london ... |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 09:46 PM Response to Reply #23 |
56. Harodcare! Rachel must have read this thread. |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
24. that premise would make a great movie |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
25. Public health care would have killed Baby Jesus |
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ceveritt (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
26. more grist for the Texas De-Ranger |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
27. Chuck Norris kills baby Jesus. |
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pundaint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
28. On Rachell's show Kent said that with obama care Baby Jesus wouldn't have to be born in a barn |
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Lint Head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
29. Please burn every movie this stupid piece of fecal matter ever made! |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
30. The wheels sure fell off the bus with that one |
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New Dawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
31. Chuck Norris is a reactionary idiot. Even his movies sucked. |
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marasinghe (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
32. sure, colonel braddock; just like you single-handedly defeated the entire NVA; 3 times. (n/t) |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-17-09 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
33. Too many blows to the head. n/t |
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8 track mind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:03 AM Response to Original message |
34. Damn. I wish Bruce lee had finished him off for real |
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lolly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
35. Her main problem sounds more like religious whackjobs |
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depakid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:54 AM Response to Reply #35 |
40. The disconnect is astonishing, isn't it? |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
36. You can't kill a mythological figure. |
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Beartracks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:11 AM Response to Original message |
37. He seems to be as accurate as Orrin Hatch |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
39. Whenever Chuck Norris says something stupid... |
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Bette Noir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 01:26 AM Response to Reply #39 |
45. Darn, I thought the text below that header was going to be |
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Frank Booth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:55 AM Response to Original message |
41. Yeah, but it wouldn't have killed him as fast as a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. |
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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:58 AM Response to Original message |
42. As Rachel Maddow put it ... |
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Ed76638 (293 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
43. Who denied Mary and Joseph a stay at the inns? |
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onehandle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
44. Why does Chuck Norris doubt Jesus? |
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SoapBox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
46. ...nutz |
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DesertFlower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 01:53 AM Response to Original message |
47. he is such a f------ asshole. nt |
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Ichingcarpenter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 02:46 AM Response to Original message |
48. Health care is stronger and mightier than God's Son |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
49. But, if you had Chuck Norris Action Jeans, Baby Jesus would have thought twice! |
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AndrewP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
51. Why do people pay attention to this overrated piece of shit? |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
53. doddering old fool. |
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_cash_thatswhatiwant (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
54. Why is Texas Ranger relevant again?nt |
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tonekat (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-18-09 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
55. He has long been in the "Chuck Who?" trashcan, he's irrelevant N/T |
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