Presenting: Fundie Quote of the Day. # 3 And a new word, also.

[dixiegrrrrl]

This Freeper is concerned about the health care bill:
Death panels, ya know.

"If this passes therr is a good chance the speaker and her board of panelists will get me killed!
Its super scary!
We must do anything we can to stop this evil legilature!
Democrats will be into human cloning in a few years too, i fear!
They'll create a perfect race and well we will be out of luck if we arent in cahoots with the new order!"

From:
http://www.christianforums.com/t7416082-6/#post53512884

ligal-ature????????

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. It's a legal ature

You know. As opposed to an illegal ature.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

2. Well, it could be unligalated.

:hi:

[niyad]

3. apart from all the grammatical errors, the idiot got one thing right.

if ever a "perfect race" IS created, they certainly are not going to be part of it.

how in the hell do people this stupid continue to walk around? and without keepers, no less?

[Jackpine Radical]

7. There's no money anymore to pay for keepers.

Not since Raygun gutted the Social Services budgets and left these people to wander around impeding traffic.

[Systematic Chaos]

4. Poor little freeper sounds like he's about to tear a legiment.

Sounds painful. Can I watch? :P

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Gaaaaah. I went. I looked.

Suddenly I just don't feel too well.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. I know, Jackpine. I bravely collect these so you don't have to.

But I do shower afterwards.:hi:

edit: spelling....lol.

[Jackpine Radical]

18. The American Taliban is at least as nuts as anything in Afghanistan.

And thanks for doing the dirty work for us.

[Lars39]

6. Poor thing he's been watching too much CSI...meant to say ligature.

[parts]

8. the rest of the posts aren't actually that bad

Proper grammar, and for-goodness-sakes' logical, well-argued, coherent posts, mocking the poster above. "I can't tell is this is serious or satire", says one.

Come on. Not all Christians are our enemy, not all our enemies are Christian.

[niyad]

12. but the ones who are bad, illiterate, brain-dead, and completely clueless are fair game.

[parts]

23. true, they give everyone else a bad name. /nt

[walldude]

9. Cloning?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. Yeah...just Dems will do it, tho. No other country or party, apparently.

Feel the Power !!!!!

[Vinca]

13. I trust Dems will clone people who can spell.

That poor guy takes dumb to a new level.

[gateley]

14. Well, christianforums poster, maybe if you hadn't been so

devoted to stopping the killing in needless wars and helping the poor, you would have been able to pay attention to the facts about the so-called Death Panels. They don't, and won't, exist.

[YOY]

15. Awww...does someone need a Christian Side Hug (tm)?

n/t

[SoCalDem]

16. better read the handbook, first

[Mira]

17. " No.No. We must stop it. We are scared. We will be left behind. No, help us, NO!

Instead of just wailing impotently and gnashing your teeth, why don't you tell us YOUR ideas for non-evil, workable "legilature"?

I'm kicking this so the new word will find its way into freeper speak, which Dixiegrrrrl has been helping us enrich over the last few days.
Don't stop!

[BR_Parkway]

19. For a bunch of people who claim to believe that 1) God has a plan

for everything, 2) God's plan is perfect and 3) when they die, they get the reward of going to heaven - they sure are afraid of dying and would never believe that if a terrorist or death panel by Obamas goons killed them that it isn't somehow all part of God's perfect plan

[Confusious]

20. Its super scary!

So right

[spanone]

21. i like that perfect race part where we don't let them in cahoots

[dixiegrrrrl]

22. They can join our cahoots, but it's....a DEM one, so they won't!

That is so scary!!!!!:rofl:

[niyad]

24. what a beautiful graphic.

[niyad]

25. kicking so everyone can see the new word

[dixiegrrrrl]

26. ty, niyad.

:hi:

[niyad]

27. kicking again for any who might have missed it yesterday!!