Freepwads say the darndest things!!

[cali]

To: Bad Jack Bauer

This will sound very silly but it would work. The flight attendents should be armed with BACON. When a muslim jumps up and yells alla akbar just slap him with a slice of bacon. Even muslims know what bacon is. They just got swine all over their face and they believe that they will go to hell if they die in that condition. So now they can’t blow themselves up! I can only imagine the scream they would make.



Every time I think I've found the stupidest freepwad comment ever, I'm proven wrong. This one, however, will be hard to top.

[Ian David]

1. Maybe they can make the whole plane out of bacon! n/t

[NYC_SKP]

3. Oh, that's a really good idea! I wish I'd thought of it, really I do! n/t

[DJ13]

2. Maybe we should start training explosives sniffing pigs?

Put them at every entrance.

:rofl:

[notadmblnd]

4. life is so simple in their world.

[arcadian]

5. Simpsons did it.

Lisa the vegetarian gets smacked in the face with meat all the time, well at least once.