Rush Limbaugh to Marry Wife #4

[Stephanie]

My condolences to the bride.

http://gawker.com/5415624/rush-sets-wedding-date

Congrats to Rush Limbaugh! We hear he's finally set a date get married for a fourth time—appropriately enough, it is the Fourth of July!

The lucky lady: Kathryn "Kate" Rogers. We're not sure where the wedding is taking place, yet, but Rush reads the site, so maybe he'll let us know!

Rush loves the holidays: his last wedding was on Memorial Day, 1994. Prior to that, his second wife left him on Christmas.

[branders seine]

1. It is remarkable what some women will do for money.

[Gman]

5. That's one thing that I'm never truly surprised by

I wonder what the pre-nup will be like.

[Warpy]

17. Same as the others, probably, ten years plus a day

and she gets to keep the million dollar mansion he buys her plus enough to keep her in a maid and designer clothing.

The question is why, at this stage of his life, would he still care about keeping a beard?

[mike_c]

21. I'm sure this is all about avoiding the appearance of moral laxity....

I'm sorry. I can't believe I typed that with a straight face. :rofl:

[Bitwit1234]

91. He just needs a wife so people will think he is "legit"

Did you ever read the arrest report when he was young and brash. In Philadelphia when he was a disc jockey, he was arrested for trying to proposition another young guy. The charges were dropped. But now you see why he keeps trying to get a wife to stick to him.

[shawcomm]

96. Makes sense

like his being hypocritical taking tons of drugs while advocating death sentences for other users.

[Frank Cannon]

129. He's seen more beards than an Amish barber

He was also busted coming back from the Dominican Republic--well-known for its pedophile sex-tourism trade--with a bottle of Viagra that wasn't prescribed to him.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

116. It won't matter

She'll have dirt on him that he won't want out there after a year or two and get a nice mound of go away and keep quiet money.

[stlsaxman]

130. No, she already HAS enough dirt on him- she just wants to make sure

all loose ends are neatly tied before she submits her body to Jabba.

[Horse with no Name]

19. There isn't enough money in the WORLD for me to "DO" him

:puke:

[Fleshdancer]

39. That's not fair. How do you know she's marrying him for money??

MAYBE she has an oxycontin problem. Ever think about that? MAYBE she has a thing for traveling to the Dominican Republic to, um, meet the locals. MAYBE she's doing it to piss off her parents. See? It doesn't have to be about money.

:rofl:

[branders seine]

93. LOL

[Last Stand]

121. Uh, uh uh. On the cheek. No lips!

Notice the picture. Looks like true (cough, cough) love to me.

[Gman]

2. Ms. Rogers could learn something from Queen Amadala

about poor judgment in men and what can happen.

[polichick]

3. Someone is actually volunteering to have sex with that imbecile?! nt

[CBHagman]

11. Please! Some of us are eating/drinking while reading DU.

[polichick]

13. So sorry. (Love that photo!)

[Chulanowa]

20. Pffft, please

He's a fat white Republican drug addict who's pushing 60. I don't think he's capable of finding his pecker to piss, much less having sex with the thing.

[TheCowsCameHome]

40. I hope she f**ks him until he's flat on the floor gasping for air.

Dear God in heaven, what is wrong with that woman?

[Crunchy Frog]

58. I kind of doubt that sex will be part of the package.

[shawcomm]

98. nt

:puke:

[MrScorpio]

4. Since when are underaged Dominican boys named "Kate"? nt

[Thothmes]

63. Any proof , or are you just mouthing talking points from the

internet.

[MrScorpio]

72. Did you wake up a humorless jackass, or were you born that way?

You're defending Limpbags, don't you realize this?

[Thothmes]

100. Unlike a lot of folks on this forum

I want proof before I accuse some one of anything. Think Duke Lacross team as an example. Dont care for Limbaugh. But until someone has proof of the accusations, I will not join an internet feeding frenzy based on what we wished was the truth. If the idea of character assissination based on spurious accusations meets your definition of a progressive Democrat, have at it.

[MrScorpio]

101. So you're defending Limpbags on the basis of character assassination?

The irony here is mindblowing.

[Stephanie]

123. Wrong

That's "character assissination." Please try to keep it straight.

Ye shall know them by their spelling. Why is it that none of them can spell?

I'm also unsurprised to come back hours later and find this thread with tons of comments and tons of unrecs. Oh, DU, what has happened to you?

[JTFrog]

128. He has consistently defended all the right wing fuckwads here.

Bush, Reagan, Thompson, McCain...


:shrug:

[stevedeshazer]

79. Showing up with a sack of Viagra at a stag party in the Dominican Republic should explain it.

I explained it in the subject line.

If you need more, try this Megadildo:

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush1.html

<snip>

Rush Limbaugh's Dominican Stag Party

29 Viagra pills, two "24" producers among radio star's all-male crew

JULY 6--Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills. The passenger manifest was among several documents released today by the Palm Beach County State's Attorney in response to a TSG open records request. Included in the material released were a copy of the handwritten statement Limbaugh provided investigators after he was detained upon the discovery of the impotency drug. An affidavit sworn three days later by Limbaugh was also released. In that document, Limbaugh explains that the Viagra "was intended for my exclusive use" and that the drug had been prescribed in the name of his drug treatment doctor, Steven Strumwasser, "to further maintain and protect my privacy."

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What do you suppose these fellas were doing?

[Arkana]

92. Defending Rush Limpnuts or just obtuse? You make the call.

[Cleita]

108. Lot of dittoheads seem to

be defending RushBo these days even when he suggests the military overthrow the Obama administration by detaining the President for being Kenyan or some such nonsense. The visits to the Dominican Republic with Viagra found in his luggage was in the news and I don't know why these lovers of all things Rush ignore the fact that he is a liar above all the other unsavory things that keep popping up about him. I would love to get ex-wife Marta to talk about her "marriage" to RushBo.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

117. You're right

Everyone knows it's Hannity with the taste for young men.

[kcass1954]

122. Hey..... you..... come clean my monitor. n/t

[Solly Mack]

6. There are some dares you just don't take

[Stevenmarc]

7. Are they registered at Purdue Pharma

[HipChick]

8. I always thought Rush would marry a pharmacist

got to love the quotes

[Thickasabrick]

9. Ok....this is a relatively attractive woman....what gives??? nt

[Faygo Kid]

23. $$$$. She's 26 years younger than the gasbag.

She's attractive, too. She must be marrying him for his money - what other conceivable reason could there possibly be?

[Mz Pip]

24. Maybe she's a dumb

right winger who just happens to be attractive and doesn't mind playing trophy wife to limpballs.

I'd love to see what that pre-nup looks like.

[Jane Austin]

33. She's attractive?

Really?

She's blond and has big teeth, but . . . attractive?

[Faygo Kid]

41. Compared to what she's marrying, yes.

There are better pics of her, but bottom line, since she is marrying the most hideous man in America, I cut her slack on her looks.

[Kansas Wyatt]

44. No, she is not attractive, unless you are looking at her through Rush's eyes....

Oh Christ, let's not go there... No, she is not attractive at all.

Brunettes are a lot more attractive than blonds anyway.

[Contrary1]

64. I think she looks like Tori Spelling, n/t

[JVS]

65. She could be a dittohead nutcase!

[WonderGrunion]

67. Rush likes them young, that's why he goes to Dominican Republic so much

Some people say he's a junkie pedophile.

[CRF450]

68. Cause she's a blonde LOL I kid, I kid!

She is a good looker, but heh, whatever floats her boat...

[freeplessinseattle]

76. she lost her other Oxycontin connects? n/t

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

118. Some women see this as a career.

It's what they do. Sad, but it's true.

But it's the gays who will destroy marriage.......

[StarfarerBill]

10. We never see these women afterward, and Rush gets bigger;

you do the math.

[katkat]

14. :-) :-) :-) :-) n/t

[JVS]

66. lol!

[DainBramaged]

12. Did he get an artificial/prosthetic dick?

he's gonna need one.........

[meow2u3]

48. Maybe Extenze is his new drug of choice

along with the oxycontin, of course. Question is, do they mix?

[gratuitous]

15. Will Justice Thomas perform these nuptials, too?

"What God has joined, let no man put asunder."

"What is a phrase you're not bloody likely to hear at the next Limbaugh wedding ceremony?"

Correct, gratuitous. Select again.

"Classic Midget Porn for a thousand, Alex."

[Name removed]

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[Faygo Kid]

18. That will mean four big alimony payments within a couple years.

He must REALLY be paying big bucks to the first three to keep their mouths shut. Never a peep out of them, and they must have some crazy stories to tell.

[dragonlady]

22. Dragongentleman's reaction to this news

"Shall we all chip in to have his fiancee psychoanalyzed?"

[WorseBeforeBetter]

25. And a fourth divorce to blame on liberals.

Some things never change.

[question everything]

26. "Who cares about a boner. One day he will die and I will be rich!"

:hide:

[malaise]

36. And with that kind of money

A good boner is never far away. :rofl:

[Zoeisright]

27. Barf. What a skank.

Him, I mean. Her, she's either stupid or delusional.

[Jakes Progress]

28. World's Oldest Profession. nt

[FarLeftFist]

29. Nothing says gold digger like marrying Limbaugh.

Can't wait to see who # 5 is.

[Fuzz]

30. lmao, gross.

[graywarrior]

31. Addicts take hostages.

[Initech]

32. "lucky" lady?

I would hate to imagine what it would be like to wake up next to that piece of shit every day. :scared:

[lpbk2713]

34. That revolting pic ...

Notice OxyRush is slipping a couple of $100 bills in to her hand so she will allow him to smooch her.

Says she --- "Remember, only on the cheek. My stomach can only handle just so much."

[TheCowsCameHome]

35. She'll have to get dressed as a little boy on their wedding night.

Who the fuck would ever want to marry that blubbering pig?

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[bookworm65t]

37. 4th? I thought the next would be 5 or six? Maybe more?

So sorry, but I lose track with a dude like Rush :D

[Brother Buzz]

38. Not just a beard, a holiday beard

[mitchum]

42. SHE's JUST ANOTHER FUCKING BEARD FOR LIMBAUGH

well, she's not "fucking" actually...

[Diclotican]

43. Stephanie

Stephanie

Poooooooor woman.. But love is making some blind I guess.. But this is just stupid. She could make far better shoice of a man than this drug addicted man..

Diclotican

[jillan]

45. Is the money really worth it?

[meow2u3]

46. Republican family values = divorce and remarriage

Serial wives a plus :sarcasm:

[HopeHoops]

47. The other three divorced him because they kept burning their asses on the ceilling light.

Think about it.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

49. Somewhere, three women are laughing.

:smoke:

[KamaAina]

50. Apparently, like Mitt Romney, the OxyMoron believes that marriage is between a man and a woman

and a woman... and a woman... and a woman... :P

[rvablue]

51. Have fun, lady, because

you are embarking on one of the cruelest fates I could pose for anyone on earth.

Don't know how you listen to that guy or look at him for that matter. You must really like money so that should help a bit, I guess.

But still, heaven help you.

[Botany]

52. ah honey ... you might want to check out what Rush was busted for in ...

.... Pittsburgh, PA a few years back.

Best wishes to the lucky couple.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

73. Don't forget to look up his previous life as "Jeff Christie".

Double bagging isn't enough. There aren't enough brown paper sacks in the world to make that bastard tolerable.

(Double bagging is when you put a bag over their head, and a bag over your own head, in case their bag slips off and you might see their ugly face.)

Sort of like "Throw a flag over her face and do it for Old Glory" as they say in the Navy.

:D

[bulloney]

53. We're taking bets. How many months before this becomes divorce #4 for Rush?

And I'm being generous by going by units of months.

There's your conservative "family" values again. He's had more wives than I've owned cars.

[Faygo Kid]

95. 26. Unless she enjoys his preversions.

I hate preverts.

[Crunchy Frog]

54. Hope the settlement will end up being worth it.

I don't expect it will actually be consumated. I know he saves his viagra for little Dominican boys.

[Hawkeye-X]

55. I see the fucker has a cochlear implant.

An EMP would fry his brain, easily.

Hawkeye-X

[Brother Buzz]

125. 80 mg Oxycontin pills already fried his brain

That's a fact, Jack.

[Ghost in the Machine]

56. That is the fakest "kiss" I've ever seen!!

He looks like he is forcing himself to even kiss her on the cheek!




It's ok, Rushbo, why don't you just come out.. and be the person you KNOW you are inside. Your life would be much better with you not having to hide your true self while wallowing in a pit of self loathing. Learn to love yourself as you are, you'll be much happier and some of that hatred you carry around will cease to exist...


Ghost

[Love Bug]

80. He won't come out because he knows the gays won't have him, either

There are standards, y'know.

[mitchum]

81. Yes, that is the kind of token kiss one gives to that aunt who smells funny

[nc4bo]

57. ugh. nt

[Feron]

59. When you marry for money...

you earn every penny. Yuck!

Everyone is commenting on her looks, but the bottom line is that even the most ugly woman is too beautiful for Rush Limbaugh. The only way he is getting a bride is through a cash transaction.

But let me tell you, I'd rather live on the street than sleep with that toad.

[FarLeftFist]

60. They're getting married at the Westboro Baptist church

By Pastor Fred Phelps

[JimWis]

61. The replies to this post are priceless. I am laughing my ass off.

Thanks for a bit of humor in my day.
:rofl:

[phasma ex machina]

86. +1 You just knew this thread would deliver, oui? (rhetorical question)

:rofl: :rofl:

[madamesilverspurs]

62. Related to Coultergeist??? nt

[yellowcanine]

69. If she has any intelligence she will have her own lawyer negotiate the prenup.

If you are going to be wife # 4 love should definitely not be blind.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

70. Who does he think he is... Larry King?

[CRF450]

71. Its the money! She'll get half when they divorce. nt

[11 Bravo]

74. This has to be the last one. Man law # 17 states that a man's number of wives...

may never exceed the length of his dick as measured in centimeters.

[BlueIdaho]

75. Boy oh Boy

Now that looks like two people who are madly in love with each other now doesn't it...

[TheCowsCameHome]

77. Look at the picture He's already pregnant. Is this a shotgun wedding?

Oh, the shame, the shame of it all.

[seeinfweggos]

78. he REALLY believes in marriage - he can't stop doing it

[WhiteTara]

82. black is their appropriate color n/t

[WeDidIt]

83. I was wondering if he'd catch up to my father

made it with some rooms to spare. Heck, given his age and my father's age, he could outdo the old prick and hit the fifth wife before he keels over.

[TheCowsCameHome]

84. Maybe that's her father in the corner lining up a hit on the new SIL

[benld74]

85. What are the Vegas Over and Under Odds for Length of Marriage

[Cirque du So-What]

87. Sounds like the daily special at a truck-stop diner:

'Hot tomato under generous slice of ripe cheese.'

Thanks to the author of The Grifters :hi:

[Systematic Chaos]

106. Aw, FUCK! That one almost made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Oh goddamn....

:rofl:

[msanthrope]

88. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas hosted and officiated #3.

I wonder if he will repeat?

[TheCowsCameHome]

94. Yes, the only wedding ceremony ever conducted in Grunt.

[Arkana]

89. The things that woman sees will scar her for an entire lifetime.

[Faygo Kid]

90. Geez, he's 8 months older than me, and his bride is younger than my daughter.

Spare me the "family values" lectures, you piece of crap and fraud. I would have kicked your ass on the playground, and you know it. Even if you are older.

Never could stand cheap bullies. Still can't. And he's the ultimate cheap bully.

[TheCowsCameHome]

97. If she's got any kids it would explain his infatuation.

Sick puppy that he is............

[blogslut]

99. Is this the line for the brain bleach?

I hope we don't run out.

[Generator]

102. Oh the inhumanity to man

and woman. *sure I could say gold digging bimbo, but would I do a thing like that?

[marshall]

103. Has he ever been married to a woman young enough to breed?

Kathryn Rogers is 31 years old--does this mean the world is destined for a Rush jr.?

[TheCowsCameHome]

110. Physically impossible, considering his anatomy.

[deutsey]

104. She'll dump his fat ass within a year. n/t

[RedCloud]

105. he gave Obama no presidential honeymoon so payback time Flush!

[Cleita]

107. Another trophy wife, I presume.

I hope she gets a good lawyer for the pre-nup agreement.

[Kitty Herder]

109. All I have to say is EEEWWWWWW!

[baldguy]

111. Decanted another one, huh?

Wanna take bets on how long it takes for him to suck her soul dry this time?

[Deja Q]

112. Well, the gasbag says he's in the industry to make money. Is flaunting his floozy his latest attempt

to make mo' money?

Oh, HE is the floozy. 4 marriages and claims to be in "the party of family values".

I feel sorry for HER.

[Hubert Flottz]

113. She must have a grudge against her own pouch!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

114. I she blind?

[hyphenate]

115. I might be the only one who sees this

but doesn't she look an awful lot like Annie "the bitch" Coulter?

[Withywindle]

119. Blargh.

Where are the female Drew Petersons when you really need them?

[marlakay]

120. Its like being a prostitute

you know she can't possibly love a guy like that. She probably has to take drugs or drink to have sex with him. Closes her eyes and pretends she is very far away.

[FarLeftFist]

124. His breasts are bigger than hers.

Their future child....

[Raine]

126. UGH no amound of money on earth

would be enough for me to have that ugly piece of shit on top of me. :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Skittles]

127. I AGREE

here, I will join you :puke: :puke: :puke:

[lpbk2713]

131. Whoof!!

Too nauseating for words.

:puke: :puke: