Porn causes tsunamis and earthquakes

[Are_grits_groceries]

Communication and Information Minister Tifatul Sembiring said that there were many television programmes that destroyed morals.

Therefore, the minister said, natural disasters would continue to occur.

His comments came as he addressed a prayer meeting on Friday in Padang, Sumatra, which was hit by a powerful earthquake in late September.

He also hit out at rising decadence - proven, he said, by the availability of Indonesia-made pornographic DVDs in local markets - and called for tougher laws.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8384827.stm

Teh pron, it is powerful.

[Birthmark]

1. Nonsense

In all previous instances, tsunamis and earthquakes *led* porn. Porn isn't a forcing, it's a feedback. ;)

[ZombieHorde]

2. ...in people's pants.

[WillParkinson]

3. I thought porn was responsible for volcanoes?

I know it always leads to an eruption for me.

[TorchTheWitch]

4. and masturbating causes blindness

and you can get pregnant by kissing a boy while wearing a bathing suit

The stupid - it hurts.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. I wish I could see these posts.

I'll bet they're funny.

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. Good Sex can cause tsunamis in women

and earthquakes with men

[safeinOhio]

6. Porn causes viruses.

I know that as fact.

[asdjrocky]

8. Can't I just do it until it rains really, really hard? nt

[Fleshdancer]

9. How many natural disasters is Carrie Prejean responsible for?

:rofl:

[pipi_k]

10. Porn is responsible for so many things...

Like comets and asteroids, black holes, acid rain, hurricanes, blizzards, and stale fruitcake.

[Odin2005]

11. More religious stupidity.

[MindPilot]

14. Now there's an inexhaustible resource.

One would think at some point they would have to start becoming less ignorant but they seem to feed on the stupid.

[Soylent Brice]

12. porn: the fifth horseman.

[MindPilot]

13. So there were no natural disasters before television?

What caused Pompeii?

[trof]

15. Bas relief porn on temples.

;-)

[Odin2005]

16. All the erotic tile mosaic art in the brothels?

[pipi_k]

19. And what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?

I'm sure the RW nuts who believe that man and dinosaurs coexisted would probably blame that on porn in the Lascaux Caves...


:7

[arcadian]

17. Porn has moved into the realm of performance art.

The acts that are portrayed in porn movies are not what people are doing in their bedrooms.

[MindPilot]

20. Please, share your research.

No seriously, man, c'mon, share!

[peekaloo]

18. Add that to the list of things insurance won't cover: Acts of Gawd and Porn.

:-(

[zbdent]

21. wasn't there a RW American religious leader who said something to that effect

about hurricanes and gays?

Of course, when a hurricane ravaged a RW section of Florida, he was strangely silent ...

[BolivarianHero]

22. Bad news for fundamentalists: There is a SCIENTIFIC explanation for this phenomenon.,..

From the BBC article...

"Indonesia lies across a series of geological fault-lines and is prone to frequent earthquakes and volcanic eruptions."

Incidentally, I look at porn, drink, gamble, and read erotica all the time, and yet Eastern Ontario very seldom has natural disasters...We had a big-ass ice storm that killed a few thousand trees and knocked out power for a few days a decade ago, but that was before I ever engaged in decadent activities.

[pipi_k]

23. thanks for confessing...

now I know who was responsible for the big ice storm we had out my way in December of last year...


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