Just watched 'Face The Nation'. I couldn't stop watching Dick Armey.

[stevedeshazer]

He was full of bullshit, as I expected, but I was fascinated by his wattle.

It was bouncing up and down. I couldn't even concentrate on what he was spewing. I didn't need to because he never says anything important; he's just a fountain of crap.

But man, that wattle thang. "2. A fleshy, wrinkled, often brightly colored fold of skin hanging from the neck or throat, characteristic of certain birds, such as chickens or turkeys, and some lizards."

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wattle



You'd think a guy with all that stolen cash would take care of that thang surgically or something.

I know it's not cool to make fun of personal appearances, but this was really strange.

[Cleita]

1. I always knew he had some lizard back there somewhere.

I wouldn't insult turkeys.

[stevedeshazer]

3. No offense to turkeys intended.

Wattles are normal for turkeys.

Nothing about Dick Armey is normal.

But at least he has the most appropriate name in politics.

[chelsea0011]

2. Why is he treated as some sort of financial guru?

[stevedeshazer]

4. He's a thief of the highest order.

That brings him respect in the world of the Bush Crime Family.

[DesertFlower]

5. my husband calls it "scrotum throat". nt

[CTyankee]

6. Oh, thank you for that! It's perfect!

Now when I look at a pic of The Dick I can double the "Ewww!" factor...

[havocmom]

7. So, the Dick is a Chinballian?

Good to know. Thank your husband for us.

edited to correct alien species, per Men in Black phone call. Amazing how fast those guys are.

[Arkana]

8. Kinda ironic that he's named Dick Armey

since what are the teabaggers but an army of dicks?

[stevedeshazer]

11. So appropriately named.

[annabanana]

9. He is one of those people who, if they keeled over tomorrow,

I wouldn't be too broken up.

There's a couple of dicks on that list.

[Vinca]

10. He's an insult to lizards everywhere.