Best comeback about drafting Cheney to run. LOL

[Are_grits_groceries]

Good luck drafting Cheney...The DoD tried five times and never got him.

A group of far right lunatics, headed up by Christopher Barron, launched an effort today to get Dick Cheney on the ballot in 2012. That scratching sound you hear is Democrats all over the land hurriedly writing checks to assist in his efforts.
http://www.theygaveusarepublic.com/

Heh!

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Sneer." - xVP Dickie 'Five-Military-Deferments' Cheney (R)

[SpiralHawk]

2. "Big Dick is upholding our Republicon tradition. Smirk." - xCommander AWOL (R)

[SpiralHawk]

3. "Well said, Dittohead." - Rush 'Ass-Pimple Deferment' Limbaugh (R - Leader)

[SpiralHawk]

4. "Well, there are lots of other republicon Chickenhawks." - Bill 'Whine Deferment' O'Reilly

[SpiralHawk]

5. "Gigadittoes. Sob." - Glenn 'Sob Deferment' Beck

[boobooday]

6. Go Dick, Go! Run Dick, Run!

Who could resist that condescending sneer! Put it on a poster! So inspiring!

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Please put him on the ballot. Then put 9-1-1 on speed dial.

He wouldn't last five minutes.

[UTUSN]

8. K&R big #5 for LOL !1 n/t

[State the Obvious]

9. Don't be fooled. They are grooming Liz Cheney to take his place. nt

[glitch]

14. Bush/Cheney 2016

Jeb/Liz. No way they'd be ready in time for 2012.

[DefenseLawyer]

10. What can I do to help?

I'm no political genius, but I would think the small matter of Dick Cheney being HATED by the vast majority of Americans might be a bit of a roadblock to his campaign.

[struggle4progress]

11. Wow. He'd be an even older President than Saint Ronald the Sleepy was

[formercia]

12. Nah!

He would apply for a deferment.

[Canuckistanian]

15. He'd try to get Lynne pregnant again

Hey, it worked the last time, didn't it?

[applegrove]

13. What a great comeback!