It's that time of year again.

[Tim01]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2077360/beware_of_the_doghouse_hilarious/

[Starry Messenger]

1. Thank you.

I'm going to replay that scene with the men folding laundry over and over. I've never seen that happen in real life!

[Tim01]

3. I'm doing dishes right now.

I'm very pragmatic. I know how females react to this. I also give pedicures.

[Starry Messenger]

4. Females?

Your slip is showing.

[Tim01]

5. It is accurate.

A term I picked up in the military. Other words are a minefield of political correctness. I'm willing to deal with a sideways glance over the use of the word females, in exchange for not pissing off a female unintentionally.
Hotties don't generally like to cozy up to someone they don't like.

[Starry Messenger]

6. Happy Thanksgiving primate!

:hi:

[Tim01]

7. You sound pretty.

I'm also trained in a few types of massage.
I could drive to your house.

Dishes, pedicure, and a massage.

Think about it.:loveya:

[Starry Messenger]

8. How kind of you. I AM pretty.

No thank you though. My own hottie who does dishes is starting to wake up and I need him to bring me breakfast in bed. That way I'll have the energy to plot the destruction of his manhood and dignity. :D

[Tim01]

9. I can help you with that.

You could bring a girlfriend into the bedroom to share. That would really put him in his place.

[Starry Messenger]

10. Is your female volunteering?

That's awfully sweet of her. Tell her I'll catch up with her at our annual meeting. We have some gossip to catch up on. :)

[Tim01]

11. Oh, no.

I hate it when they sit down and compare notes.

It's too bad you are not more local. I have a few friends who would like to meet you, in addition to me.

Have a nice Thanksgiving. :hi:

[dem629]

12. LOL. Perfect way to handle the language police. :)

[Starry Messenger]

13. You too.

It's a busy holiday this year! Our All Females meeting today is Our Part in the War on Christmas. First item on the agenda: The Silent Treatment or Total Meltdown--How to Put the Aggressive Back in Passive-Aggressive. :evilgrin:

[Tim01]

14. My god, you must be a handful.

And LOTS of fun.:loveya:

[Starry Messenger]

15. You too, sugar.

The male just said he'd love a little extra help around the house. Let us know if you're ever in town. :D

[Tim01]

16. Will do.

I'll bring my black latex dish washing apron, and a friend......or two.







Nice ink.

[whyverne]

2. Come on guys, fess up.

Mine was a professional car detailing. Hey, I thought she'd like a nice clean car.
Makes more sense to me than stupid ripoff jewelry.