What if God is a ham?

[DainBramaged]

Sandwiches for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Happy Thanksgiving.

[Buzz Clik]

1. Everybody likes green eggs and ham, once they try them.

:shrug:

[DemoTex]

2. W1GOD?

CQ CQ CQ de W1GOD ..

73

[phasma ex machina]

22. +1 My first reaction too. nt

[nc4bo]

3. Warning: Potentially insensitve remark inside...

I really thought you were going to say HAM - which equals Hot Ass Mess :rofl: oh gawd imma go to hell for that one....

Some of the stuff I see and hear in this beautiful yet sick world points directly to somebody's God being a H.A.M.

[DainBramaged]

4. Just a humorous way of saying Happy Thanksgiving and someone unrecs the OP

people do suck, but I hope they have a glorious day tomorrow.

[nc4bo]

5. I know....

Here's to you (and everyone else) having a great day tomorrow. :toast:

[Dogtown]

8. I recced to undo the fundy unrec.

have a good t'giving, DB!

[cherokeeprogressive]

29. 5th rec, and I'm betting I'm not the first of the 5th recs. n/t

[asdjrocky]

6. He is, he's a huge show off.

It's always about him.

[PVnRT]

7. I'd be more inclined to believe that if there was a God, and he were a food,

he would be either bacon or butterburgers from Culver's.

[RevCheesehead]

15. Mmmm... butterburgers!

:9 :thumbsup:

[The_Commonist]

9. Mmmm... God Sandwiches!

We usually eat God for Easter...

[Stevenmarc]

10. Then Paula Deen has truly been struck with the holy spirit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/23/paula-deen-hit-in-the-fac_n_367928.html

[old mark]

11. ...with the best potato salad in all eternity.

Wow! I might get religion again for that!

mark

[DainBramaged]

12. Ummers

We always had fried candied yams on Thanksgiving with our ham. We were unconventional. Easter was a nice tenderloin. Christmas was a turkey. New Years was perogies and fresh made potato pancakes.

[old mark]

31. We are doing a ham for xmas this year - I have seriously corrupted my

sweet little jewish wife with German ham and Peurto Rican roast pork.

mark

[RevCheesehead]

13. Then God would not be kosher.

Happy T'day to you, too!

[Johonny]

19. Please do not eat the God

[Hubert Flottz]

14. We'd have Ham And cheesejus!

[KittyWampus]

16. If God were a ham, then as channels for divinity we all must aspire to being ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!

Let's not set our sites low and accept mediocrity.

[RevCheesehead]

18. That...

would preach! :)

[mrbarber]

17. I have a 8 pound ham currently defrosting in my refrigator.

So I can guarantee tomorrow I'll be filled with the holy spirit!

[a la izquierda]

20. Vegetarians go to purgatory?

I am one, btw, so I have no vested interest either way.

[Fumesucker]

21. You sure seem to have mellowed out lately, DB,,

I haven't seen you put anyone on ignore in quite a while.. :evilgrin:

Blackeyed peas and ham hocks are where it's at for me, with homemade cornbread of course.

[DainBramaged]

24. I have, but about 20 ate granite so they got removed from the list

Granite for Thanksgiving, how appropriate for Freepers...........Actually, today is going to be no different than any other day. Stupidity still rises up from the muck on this board.......from where you least expect it......


:evilgrin: :fistbump:

[dysfunctional press]

23. i detest ham.

always have, always will.

one of my sisters-in-law invariably ends up serving a cold spiral-cut honey ham for any holiday family get-together she might end up hosting, and in doing so percieves herself as one of god's chosen culinary artisans.
cold ham.
for dinner.
:puke:

when my father-in-law was still alive, we'd both end up parked by the microwave, heating up our slices of cold pig cadaver.
thank science for ketchup.

in my heart, i know it was the joyless cold ham that ultimately did him in.

[Libertas1776]

25. Well,then I guess I'm going to Hell.

So, bring on the ham!!! Yum.

[Name removed]

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[ljm2002]

27. God is definitely a ham...

...over-emoting all the time, what with earthquakes and floods and lightning and all that incessant smiting and stuff...

[cherokeeprogressive]

28. If God were a ham, She or He would surely be a HoneyBaked Ham. n/t

[Sebastian Doyle]

30. I imagine a lot of Jews would be very disturbed by that revelation

G-d is an unclean meat???

Muslims too, for that matter.

I'd just be worried about His blood pressure with all that sodium.

[and-justice-for-all]

32. It can be whatever you want it to be...because it is imaginary...nt

[Brother Buzz]

33. We could persuade the grand jury to indict a ham sandwich

[JonQ]

34. I thought god was made out of crackers and wine?

[DainBramaged]

35. Chef Paula Deen hit in face by charity ham

Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face.

The Food Network star was helping unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank on Monday when someone threw one of the hams like a football and accidentally smacked her.

Deen tells WGCL-TV: "I thought it busted my lip, but it didn't."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34127013/ns/today-today_people/

[DainBramaged]

36. OK, how may of you ate god today, fess up............

:evilgrin: