An american conservative is someone who believes that

[Are_grits_groceries]

a) the vatican ought to decide our domestic policy;
b) israel ought to decide our foreign policy;
c) communist china ought to decide our economic policy; and
d) osama bin ladin ought to decide who gets tried in our courts.

it's pretty clear why they're conservative, but it does makes
you wonder why they bother to call themselves american.
http://xnerg.blogspot.com/2009/11/definitions.html

That sums it up.

[The Wielding Truth]

1. A BIG WOW! You got their number.

[MrModerate]

2. I know Skippy -- I went to college with him . . . and he still owes me $20

Or maybe I owe him . . . it's been a long time.

[barbtries]

3. i like that

i want it on a bumpersticker. along with
e) corporate death panels ought to decide who lives and dies

[Bitwit1234]

4. You forgot to add

That Rush Limbaugh is the voice of reason...most of those nut cases believe he SAYS no wrong.