http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/11/25/notes112509.DTL
6) Torture device. A no-brainer, really. Got a suspect in custody? A nasty Taliban leader hell-bent on undermining America's love of shopping malls and sparkling vampires and free streaming porn? No problem. Strap 'em down, gag 'em up, and watch their eyes widen in horror as you pull up a chair and begin reading. "Going Rogue." It's the new waterboarding!
7) Unruly child becalmer. (Similar to above, only family friendly). Got a kid who refuses go to bed? Won't stop screaming for another bedtime story? Whip out "Rogue" and threaten to read more words from "the scary bright-faced lady who talks like an encephalitic ferret who's been smacked by a baseball bat and won't shut up." Your kids will pipe down in an instant.
Surprised he missed the obvious use: Drinking Game Facilitator.
You read in it until you get to a point where everybody has to just say, "WTF?", and then everybody drinks. After a few paragraphs, everybody should be too drunk to care anymore.