am I "Pro-Death"?????

[fNord]

I like to think of myself as a HUMANIST!

some conservatives will classify my "pro-choice" rhetoric as "evil"
But they are then confused when I tell them I'm pro gun, pro capital punishment, pro euthanasia(and suicide,) and pro "voluntary" war.

I only want this planet's population reduced, so the resources wouldn't be stressed as much. If we would get off our ass and leave this place, then maybe I wouldn't be pro all this mass death, but we are too concerned with "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE "

But I AM a humanist!!!

Honestly, If I knew for a fact that I could get 5 of the 6&1/2 BILLION people on this Goddess fucked-sakin' planet to agree to a massive population relief program (Voluntary Suicide) then I would personally VOLUNTEER just to show how much I care about people.



I Do Not Think I Am Pro Death.

I Am Pro HUMAN.

[NYC_SKP]

1. LOL, I remember seeing that youtube for the first time...

I am partly with you, but not for the death penalty.

A, it's wrong.

B, it doesn't really help the overpopulation problem much, does it?

PS, California has to work out the breaking off the continent thing, go hang with Hawaii, Alaska can come, too. :P

[fNord]

3. throwing one piece of plastic in the recycling bin doesn't REALLY....

look, I have had this Idea for years and haven't expressed it on DU until now because:

1 I needed to research it
2 everyone here is an ass-hole(personal company included)

look:

this is only a last resort against the crap I see coming.

This is no different than the campaign I helped lead for "Democrats for the DRAFT"
if it starts afflicting everybody, even in there comfortable home with there two &1/2 kids and a dog, then maybe people as a whole might give a shit.

A draft WILL end this bullshit war.....

Mandatory suicide and breeding limits might get us off this planet.


but then again.... I am a "pie in the sky humanist"

[Electric Monk]

2. ever heard of VHEMT? Sounds like you're on the same page

http://www.vhemt.org/

[fNord]

6. I thank you for the link.....

but EXTERMINATION is the opposite of my goal. I want humans to live forever. "HUMANIST" Pro-humans....dig it?

[Electric Monk]

7. maybe the 23 apples of Eris in your sig threw me off

Some of the coolest people I've ever known knew what that was about, and some of the scariest did as well. I still don't know for sure what to make of it.

[fNord]

8. if you can make sense of this parable, than try to make sense of more.....

if not...fuck it, its probably not for you......

One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?

"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"

WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

"But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it."

OH. WELL, THEN STOP.

At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

[Electric Monk]

9. Doctor, it hurts when I do this

Yeah, I get the joke

[fNord]

11. so.....

dose it bother you?

[tblue]

4. Nothing personal but

this is way too effin' weird for this time of night

[fNord]

16. ok....is this effin' time of morning better.....

If not, I'll kick this for the other morning crowd later.....

I need some moral guidance :crazy:

[dysfunctional press]

5. i consider myself as very pro-human...

one human in particular, actually.

yeah, it's me.

[fNord]

10. so ......

you wouldn't volunteer?

[dysfunctional press]

14. volunteer for suicide...?

only if i go off my meds.

it's actually a pretty ignorant Brilliant concept...
you SHOULD get the ball rolling.
and we all PROMISE to follow your brave and selfless lead.

no, really...we promise.

go for it.

[fNord]

15. I have chased dragon tails long enough not to believe you......

however...I challenge you to debate me. Its a Moron'ish idea......give it a shot dysfunctional press......tell me why this is a BAD idea

[dysfunctional press]

18. i've already told you what a fantastic idea it really is....

and if you had an ounce of courage to your convictions, you'd get the ball rolling on it!

[DireStrike]

12. They are anti-freedom.

[fNord]

13. Who is anti-freedom?.......

[fNord]

17. curious kick for the morning crew....

:kick:

[Odin2005]

19. I agree with you! Rec'ed

[MH1]

20. all men are pro-death. right?

they have no problem killing all those sperm. on a regular basis. (some more regular than others)

and don't get me started on women who don't do everything in their power to make sure every single ovum is fertilized that can be.