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FightingIrish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:36 PM
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My sister just called for help
She had just received a widely broadcast email from a dear friend with the message attributed to Jay Leno quoted below. She wanted a response to send her friend who was apparently sipping the Kool-Aid. I sent her this:


This simplistic analysis focuses on where we are relative to a world that we have done little to improve. Americans are not so much unhappy about where we are as they are about the direction we are headed. If you look at the changes in the past six years you can find few, if any, things in our lives that have gotten better rather than worse.

Sure, we can cross the country now without showing our papers but, with a national ID card soon to be required, we cannot be far from where many other counties are right now. All the invasive security measures that are in place, or planned, will make showing papers unnecessary. RFID tracking chips, ubiquitous security cameras and GPS equipped cell phones will keep tabs on us without our knowing or even caring.

We still have an abundance of food but the safety of our food supply has declined due to the elimination or non-enforcement of regulations that used to assure us that what we ate was safe and healthful. Genetically modified crops are an untested technology that could have a devastating health impact and damage our natural sources of nutrition.

The fact that we have no draft is a political necessity rather than an indication of our national strength and security. We have a de-facto draft in stop-loss orders, deployment extensions and abusive incentives to re-enlistment. Now many of our "soldiers" are paid mercenaries or aliens making a bad bargain for future citizenship. The volunteers are getting repaid for their service with crappy medical care, inhumane treatment conditions and the loss of their jobs and families to a never-ending war. Our brightest generals are almost in complete agreement that our military is broken.

The more I read this article the angrier I get because it is the standard excuses we are given by our government for us to lower our expectations. In exchange for a false sense of our own security from terrorists, we are giving up precious things that generations of Americans have fought and died for. We will have little hope for a better future to offer our children and grandchildren if we buy this sorry kind of apology for our decline as a nation and as champions of democracy. To call our unbridled consumption a blessing ignores the fact that we are depriving people throughout the world a minimal level of subsistence and ravaging the planet we share with them.

If I hear one more time how Bush led us after 9-11 I'll really lose it. He led us into the biggest foreign policy blunder in our history, a blunder that young Americans in uniform are paying for in blood, limbs and lives.

Jay Leno wants us to be happy with the downward slope of our lives and our stature as a nation. I won't settle for that and no reasonable person should.


"Subj: JAY LENO..." HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD"

The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.
Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.
How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.
Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.
I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?
The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?


Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go.
They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, a nd when criticized, try to defend their actions by "justifying" them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!

Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is exponentially more good than bad.

We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day.

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
Jay Leno

Send this E-mail to all your buddies."
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:38 PM
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1. Send her here:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:39 PM
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3. Beat me to it.
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FightingIrish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:50 PM
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9. Thanks. I could have saved myself an unnecessary rant.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:39 PM
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2. Snopes.com is your friend

Jay Leno

Claim: Essay by comedian Jay Leno urges Americans to focus on the positive.

Status: False.

Example: {Collected via e-mail, March 2007}

JAY LENO... "HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD"

The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?

<snip>

A year later, Craig R. Smith penned the above-reproduced essay exhorting Americans to focus on the positive aspects of their country rather than the bad events that typically comprise our daily news fodder. By March 2007 the original had been altered through multiple e-mail forwards, with the closing paragraphs (which quoted B.C. Forbes) removed and Jay Leno's joke (with misplaced quotation marks) appended to the end, creating the mistaken impression that the talk show host was the author of the entire piece (as evidenced by its new opening line, "Jay Leno hits the nail on the head ..."). However, only the last sentence originated with the lantern-jawed comedian; the rest is the work of someone else.

Last updated: 30 March 2007

More:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/jayleno.asp

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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:39 PM
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4. well this would be accurate if the entire rest of the world is 3rd world
Edited on Thu Apr-19-07 04:40 PM by LSK
Unfortunately there are places like Europe, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Japan, etc etc etc.

But if you want America's yardstick to be the worst place in the world instead of the best places in the world, then I cant help you.

This is like thinking your kid has accomplished a lot because hes not on death row.

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:39 PM
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5. Bog-Standard...
Right-wing deflection email. "There's nuthin' wrong! We is winnin' in Eye-Rack! The eee-conomickal stuff is doing just great! Lies, I tell you! LIBERALS! DemonRats!"

Then they go back in their mom's basement and masturbate to Ann Coulter till they bleed.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:41 PM
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6. There is no way on earth Jay Leno wrote that.
Not that I think he's a good guy or anything, but I'd bet this letter is a hoax.
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John Q. Citizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:44 PM
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7. Your sister's friend is too late. That phony peice came out before the 06 elections,
but it didn't work then, either.
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:44 PM
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8. I'm sure it's a lie that soldiers can refuse to go to Iraq
And just get discharged.

And BTW - Leno never wrote it - see snopes

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/jayleno.asp
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:52 PM
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10. She has a button on her keyboard than handles it well
DELETE..
and then a quick email to the "correspondent"..

"Quit sending me crap emails"

then she blocks that person from her email list..

problem solved.

People can NEVER have their minds changed by sending them a retort to their "funny email".

They believe what they believe, and they just make others waste their time reading & respoonding to the shit they email..
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DKRC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 04:59 PM
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11. My Repub relatives quit sending me this crap
when the reply was always the appropriate link to Snopes.com debunking their latest pearl of "wishdom".
:evilgrin:

I hope your sister has good luck dealing with her Kool-aid slurping friend.
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KarenS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 05:29 PM
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12. Mine, too.
When I received one of these ~ I would send the Snopes link,,,, not just to the sender but with a "reply all" :) folks that email me stuff have learned to check things out on Snopes first ~ it saves them that public humiliation :)
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DKRC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 06:03 PM
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13. Mom had her tech geek teach her how to hide the other addys
because I'd "enlighten" all the recipients of her email with my Snopes replies.
At least she learned something from the exchange.

:evilgrin:
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 05:39 PM
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16. The same thing happened to me!
Let's just say that I'm no longer welcome in the DimSon Bastion of Enid, Oklahoma.

:evilgrin:
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chelaque liberal Donating Member (981 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 06:25 PM
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14. I do that too but I have started to add:
What kind of mental disorder would make a person want to make up BS like this and spread it around?

That finally worked with one relative.
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DKRC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-19-07 09:47 PM
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15. Great one! I'll use it! nt


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