Which conservative... uh... fantasy do you wish was actually true?

[ck4829]

That Obama really is a radical socialist marxist commie marxist?
That Congress really is full of leftists?
The global warming really is a myth?
That the media really has a liberal bias?
Or something else?

[rgbecker]

1. That the rapture will come and leave the rest of us behind!

[Clintonista2]

13. nah, that one implies that they will be rewarded for their behaviour

We all know which way they're really going if there is an afterlife, and it certainly isn't up.

[jwirr]

23. LOL my first thought.

[Unvanguard]

2. That the Democrats are implementing socialism now that they have power. n/t

[kixat2550]

3. How about none?

[stevedeshazer]

4. Tax cuts stimulate the economy.

If true, we could cut taxes to zero. Then we'd all be farting through silk.

[laughingliberal]

5. I wish we were really going to have a government takeover of the health care system nt

[Patsy Stone]

6. Socialized medicine

Oh, the horror.

[Sebastian Doyle]

7. All of the above?

I'd settle for Obama being a Liberal, actually. And a congress full of actual Democrats, as opposed to cowards and corporate fellating traitors.

[StarfarerBill]

11. Ditto; all of the above.

[LuvNewcastle]

8. That we have the greatest health care

system in the world

[JVS]

9. We should strive to make all of those things true.

[abelenkpe]

10. I wish media had a liberal bias

And that FOX news was relegated to the ash bin of history.

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. That's a great one

[Laelth]

12. I like all four of your myths, and I wish they were all true.

Except, I suppose, #1. I would be happy if Obama were merely liberal. I'm glad he's not a Marxist.

:dem:

-Laelth

[Odin2005]

14. That global warming was a myth.

:(

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Another great one. I was going to go with dismantle the military, but dang you went

really big with that one.

[Odin2005]

20. You're welcome!

:)

[Barack_America]

15. I just posted it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7063801

I desperately wish they would fulfill Randian prophecy and march off en masse to some secluded place and wait for us all to beg them to come back.

Which would never happen, of course.

[Withywindle]

16. That Christians really were a rag-tag persecuted powerless minority.

I would never support discriminating against them in employment, housing, marriage, child custody, religious freedom, freedom of speech, freedom of military service or health care and funeral rights, of course. I would certainly stand up for their right to live in peace free of hate crimes.


I just want them to have about the same chance of making their religious beliefs into The Law of the Land For All of Us as, say, the New-Reformed-Rastafarian/Zoroastrian-Church of the New Pleiadians. Whose human rights I would also fully support if they existed.* Just not their "right" to try to make ME live by what THEY believe.


*It's possible that they do. If so, I mean no disrespect.

[murray hill farm]

17. That...

the economic trickle down theory really worked.

[darmok167]

21. That all you have to do to become successful is...

...click your heels together 3 times and say, "I'm going to be successful" 3 times no matter your circumstances in life.

[treestar]

22. That the Democratic party was "socialist"

conservatives don't understand what "socialist" is - the way they define it, the military would be a socialist institution. I'd love to see them have to live with some real socialism.

[Jim Sagle]

24. I wish Randonomics actually worked. We'd all be on Easy Street.

[guitar man]

25. That hard work alone

...sans luck and the proper connections is all it takes to become wealthy. If hard work alone woud do it, I'd be a billionaire :(

[Cleita]

26. The first one would be great with me. n/t