Senator lou dobbs? President lou dobbs? No fucking way

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE5AI5GU20091119

PHOENIX (Reuters) - A week after abruptly quitting his longtime job as a CNN television news host and commentator, Lou Dobbs said on Thursday he is considering career options including possible runs for the White House or U.S. Senate.

"Right now I feel exhilaration at the wide range of choices before me as to what I do next," Dobbs, whose outspoken views on immigration and other topics often angered liberals, told Reuters in a telephone interview from New York on Thursday.

Dobbs, 64, a veteran CNN anchor who had become one of the most divisive figures in U.S. broadcast journalism, announced last Wednesday he was leaving CNN after spending the better part of 30 years at the 24-hour cable news network

[Ken Burch]

1. By whose standards was it "the BETTER part of 30 years"?

n/t.

[Swamp Rat]

2. His head is too big

[gratuitous]

3. Oxygen deprivation is a horrible thing

The hallucinations are just pitiable. Loud Obbs is clearly in need of some oxygen to his brain. Just because Al Franken got elected to the Senate, every halfwit who ever saw him on Saturday Night Live thinks they're qualified to be in the Senate, too. Just get over to Fox, Mr. Dobbs; you know and we know that's where you're headed. Quit jerking off about running for elective office. You don't have the smarts or the hide to be in any arena where you don't have total control of the environment.

[Philosoraptor]

4. ...............

[Swede]

5. Janitor Lou Dobbs?

No offense to janitors meant.