Here's the latest "fair and balanced" line up on FoxNoise:

[11 Bravo]

The O'Reilly Factor - Bill-o expounds on why President Obama has had a "rough month".
On the recoord w/ Greta - Lindsey Graham screeches about how the Obama Justice Department is "rewarding terrorists".
Hannity's America - All Palin, all the time.
Special Report w/ Brett Baier - Conservative yakker Charles Krauthammer on how the Obama health care plan is going to bankrupt us all.
Your World w/ Neil Cavuto - Republican senator Tom Coburn on how the Obama health care plan is going to bankrupt us all.
Glenn Beck - It's difficult to discern what the fuck Glenn Beck is ever talking about, but I can assure you it is an attack on the President.

So, there you have it. What fairness! What balance! What a remarkable breadth of opinion ... all the way from conservative to far-right, out-of-his-fucking-mind, batshit-crazy wingnuttery.

How dare anyone claim that Fox is operating as the house organ of the GOP!

[Prophet 451]

1. But that's their "opinion" shows!

And they only appear conservative because the rest of the media is so far tilted to the left! And their news shows are straight-up news!