I'll buy the f**ker the rope (glenn beck)

[The Straight Story]

Flipping channels and glenn beck was (is) on. I can't help but enjoy a good (or in this case, bad) comedy.

He was rolling his eyes while playing a clip of Obama, and then stared at the ceiling and said (paraphrase a bit):
"You think those light bars up there, if I brought a rope, would support my weight if I hung myself?"


I dunno glenn, but I will buy you the rope if you will test it out.....

:evilgrin:

[madmax]

1. I'll bring the ladder! n/t

[xultar]

4. I'll bring the drinks!

:toast:

[EnlightenedOne]

9. I'll set up the bar

and pop the corn.

[Arugula Latte]

19. I'll contribute a bag of Cheetos

[HowHasItComeToThis]

12. SPECTACLE JOURNALISM

[The Straight Story]

6. I want him to diagram it out first on a blackboard

:rofl:

[xultar]

10. So, basically you're saying that you'll bring the chalk.

[Initech]

14. He'd better bring plenty of literature to back up his facts first.

:popcorn:

[RKP5637]

2. Beck is such an asshole! BTW, his head is up his ass. n/t

[KansDem]

3. Nah, chances are he'd only bitch about the rope you hung him with...

[GoCubsGo]

5. He can have his pick of the oak trees in my front yard

They have some nice, sturdy limbs.

[Taverner]

7. Hey I'd pay to watch that!

PPV his suicide!

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[The Straight Story]

8. It wouldn't be suicide, he would blame the liberals while doing it

And rw'ers would believe it.

[RKP5637]

20. Can we get Hannity being waterboarded at the same time! He still owes KO that. n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

21. I'd pay WAY more than a dollar!

Bring. It. On.

:bounce:

[TK421]

11. Oh please Glenn, try it out !!! Pretty please?

:rofl:

[11 Bravo]

13. Can I kick the chair out from under him?

[tomm2thumbs]

15. looking at him, the answer would be an obvious 'no' - his head is too big

for any normal structure to support it's weight.

[elehhhhna]

16. He is getting high with Limbaugh. PROOF:

He was "suicidal" when he got pain meds after his hysteriaectomy (whatever) last year. Now he's insane and suicidal again. The oxy's got him. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

[bridgit]

17. Let him use a bungee cord, I wanna see him bounce off the floor first

[Quantess]

18. He's marginally coherent.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has a brain tumor pressing on wherever judgment and reasoning is centered.

[RKP5637]

23. You'd have to pry his head out of his butt to do a brain scan, oops, no brain. I mean

head scan.

[Orsino]

22. Not hanging himself currently pays much better.

Therefore, he won't.

[AwakeAtLast]

24. DU missed out on a good fund drive choice

:evilgrin: