Police: Drunk 'ninja' impaled self

[The Straight Story]

Police: Drunk 'ninja' impaled self


SEATTLE, Nov. 17 (UPI) -- Police in Seattle said an intoxicated man overestimated his own ninja skills and impaled himself on a fence post.

Investigators said an officer heard screams at about 11:15 p.m. Monday and found the man impaled on a spike atop a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence, Seattlepi.com reported Tuesday.

Fire Department responders freed the man from the spike and he was taken to Harborview Medical Center for treatment.

"The male claimed he was not being chased, but rather he thought he was a ninja and would be able to successfully leap over the 4 to 5-foot fence," a police spokesman said. "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol."

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/11/17/Police-Drunk-ninja-impaled-self/UPI-47861258491547/

[flvegan]

1. Impaled, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Stevenmarc]

2. Grasshopper, when you can snatch the shotglass from my hand, you get the next round

[Fumesucker]

3. And people make fun of stoners..

:eyes:

Alkies are way more stupid..

[Raster]

4. No shit!

[tazkcmo]

5. For sure.

And for a while there I was both! Wooooooooo! I was VERY stupid.

[Christa]

6. True

I never felt the urge to impale myself with anything, anywhere :evilgrin:

[vadawg]

7. reminds me of the pics of the guy running from the cops in chicago or new york

who tried to jump from one roof to another and was impaled on a fence below, the force impaled his head and decapitated him, wierdest looking crime scene pics ever...

[Indenturedebtor]

8. Bwahahaha it's almost not funny

To think of all the resources that went into swaddling and educating this genius, and that now go into keeping him alive. :eyes:

[Nikki Stone1]

13. Oh, come on. I laughed my ass off with this one.

And ok, I'm evil.
:evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

9. Even other ninjas facepalm at this event

[Initech]

10. Now *THIS* is a Darwin award winner.

[proteus_lives]

11. He's not even a Genin!

He couldn't complete a simple Fence-No-Jutsu!

:rofl:

[Skink]

12. Ninja Dufus.