Just heard that every book store in the US has sold out of 'Going Rogue'

[Hubert Flottz]

My neighbor said he saw it on FOX news. He said there were crowd shots showing hundreds of thousands of people holding tea bagger signs in front of what FOX said was a book store In Washington DC, trying to get a copy of the new book. They also said that people had come to the book store from as far away as Boogerglob Yugoslavia! The report also stated that some of these people had been in line since last November. More at 11:00...

[spanone]

1. i suspect we will have anarchy by sundown.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. I'm glad I still have plenty of Duct Tape and glad wrap!

I can't find my steel pot or my entrenching tool though. I do have my tent pegs and mess kit!

[timeforpeace]

38. You gotta be kidding. The first printing was 1.5 million copies.

[meegbear]

2. Well if FOX news reported it, it MUST be true

[tblue]

16. Hannity showed footage from the 9/12 march and said it was from Bachman's teaparty thing.

So whatever crowds they show, note the weather and the signs.

[merh]

91. and the ages - it could be the young crowds from the release of

one of the Harry Potter novels.

[piratefish08]

3. Update - Every bookstore in the world has sold out and crowds are starting to riot!

[kentuck]

6. Some have been trampled...

Possible casualties!

[tblue]

17. Even some ANIMALS want to get a book!

[polly7]

28. LOL

:spray:

[Geek_Girl]

47. ROFL

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

19. The humanity...oh the humanity...I can hear Glenn sayin' that

already!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Anyone who believes what Faux says...

:eyes:

[The Straight Story]

5. Maybe they only had one to start with? (nt)

[unpossibles]

7. maybe the crowds were really there for the new Nabokov.... nt

[BOSSHOG]

8. glen beck says sales will top three hundred trillion

"Patriotic" Americans are already lining up for her next book to be published in January 2013 - "The Only Reason I'm not President is because of Katie Couric's Agenda."

[tblue]

20. It will be translated in Sanskrit AND Latin!

[Liberal_in_LA]

42. lol n/t

[Wednesdays]

55. Also Pig Latin, 1337 and Bocce

:rofl:

[ddeclue]

117. DUZY ALERT!

[Arugula Latte]

120. "OingGay OgueRay"

I don't like to brag, but I AM fluid in Pig Latin.

[Major Hogwash]

63. And into Russian.

Because they all want to see what she wrote in her book about what she saw from her house!!

[CreekDog]

9. I am leery of secondary sources

especially when the primary source is Fox News. (and the secondary source is someone who watches it) :wtf:

[piratefish08]

10. Somebody with the talent should set up a Palin Rogue website where folks can send pictures

of her book on the clearance tables.

[Ken Burch]

12. Last November, nobody knew she was GOING to "write" a book

What were they waiting in line FOR?

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Hell, even I figured she'd "write" a book.

But then I have ESPN.

[tblue]

22. I'd be surprised if she "read" a book.

[Electric Monk]

75. I heard she said she'd read all of them. Yewbecha.

;)

[old mark]

13. Presupposes hundreds of thousands of teabaggers who can read,

and besides we just went to Walmart this morning, and the stack of her books appeared untouched.
Cheap, too.

mark

[lapfog_1]

15. Nah, they are hoping for lots of pictures, especially those that fold out. - n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

41. Glenn Beck said the scratch and sniff moose recipe...

made his weaner meaner.

[old mark]

56. Well, he obviously needs something - his life must be absolute shit.

Would YOU fuck him? I sure wouldn't....


mark

[saveferris]

18. Will "Going Rouge" among Christians be more popular than the Bible? Bigger than Jesus?

Did we hear Sarah Palin remark that "Going Rogue" will be read by more Christians than the Bible?

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.

[Hubert Flottz]

61. Sarah supposes that Gawd has called her to "Lead" the US

out of the wilderness. She said that she'd gotten a sure fire sign from the big scary first dude upstairs that nobody ever sees. She said she'd noticed that she too had a big old bush that was often burning, but wasn't being consumed.

[Mr Generic Other]

98. sarah says,

"god and todd" will lead the way.

[and-justice-for-all]

21. "My neighbor said he saw it on FOX news"

need not say anymore..

And I bet you a million bucks that I could go down to Books-A-Million and they would have it..

[Hubert Flottz]

26. My neighbor called again and said FOX reported that there

was still one copy left in Hong Kong. FOX said there were no airline tickets left for flights to Hong Kong.

[tblue]

34. OMG! Fox just reported a run on airline tickets to Hong Kong!

There's no other possible explanation!

[and-justice-for-all]

78. LOL!!

I do believe it is the usual case of Faux blowing smoke up peoples ass.

[FarCenter]

23. It's in stock from Amazon

You can also get the large print paperback edition, the abridged audio book, or download it to your Kindle.

[kentuck]

27. 28.00 per book x 10,000,000 = 280 million dollars..!

Sarah is gonna be rich!

She can finally get her lips done and that boob job she has been longing for. Also, she can get all the help and maids that she needs. She will never have to work another day. She really showed those people that picked her second to the black girl in the beauty contest. Yep! She done good!

[FarCenter]

35. Royalty is probably not more than 15% of the $29 list price

It's selling for about $14.50 or half off.

Some of the comments on Amazon are hillarious.

By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews

There are many kinds of truth. There are truths based on facts, truths based on faith, and truths based on something that sounds as if it should be true (truthiness). Then there's the kind of truth we find in Sarah's book: stories and concepts that become truths simply because she states them. She's a lot like our Lord and Savior, Glen Beck, in that respect.

<SNIP>

[louis-t]

39. In what respect?

:evilgrin:

[LiberalFighter]

54. How about her getting rid of her camel toe?

[DeschutesRiver]

71. She can finally get her lips done in a sexy girl pout! A bigger boob job than Carrie Prejean!

A closet full of "come F me pumps!" Cruises to all the far flung corners of the earth that she's always pretended she knew about! Top of the line snow machines for Tawd with every extra option imaginable!

I am like sooooo envious....

[EnviroBat]

24. I saw the "book" at Wal Mart...

It was right next to the Crayons.

[slampoet]

25. Wait two days and THE DOLLAR STORE will have Loads of copies right next to Karen Huges' book,

O'Reiley's book, Colter and all the other GOP political books who are bought on the down low just to push up sales figures.

You can tell which books had manipulated figures, just look at what ones they dump onto the dollar stores.

[tblue]

49. A WHOLE DOLLAR???!

If I get a job there, think they'll give me a discount? I just gotta have that book!

[Dr Robert]

29. is that why they're giving them away for free?

some dumbass Repukes have bought thousands to pump up sales.
looks like they just bought a shitload of expensive Kindling.

[bigtree]

30. plenty on the shelves at my grocery store

we were getting some laughs reading it last night

[Taverner]

31. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE???

And how do we get rid of them?

I weep for my country

[annabanana]

108. My guess?. . Fictions of imagination....

By midday the reports will have been discovered to have been "mistaken"..

[Blue_In_AK]

32. AKMuckraker from Mudflats bought one this morning at Wal-Mart

and they certainly weren't selling like hotcakes. Of course, this is Alaska, and we've had about enough of Sarah's lies.

http://www.themudflats.net/2009/11/17/going-rogue-the-main-course/

Her dissection of the book in the second post down is pretty funny, too.

http://www.themudflats.net/2009/11/17/rogue-nuggets-the-second-course/

[Hekate]

72. What a brave soul! AKM had to pay 20 bucks for it, & is now reading it for us....

And she's funny. Thank you, Blue.

Hekate

[Blue_In_AK]

73. I know.

She's always taking one for the team. :)

[Hekate]

77. This is above and beyond the call of duty. Very admirable.

:-)

[Hekate]

79. Nothing, and I mean Nothing is ever Sarah Palin's fault. Good Lord. nt

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[unpossibles]

36. I wonder if she knows that a common definiton of "rogue" is

"An unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person; a scoundrel or rascal."

In other words, a thief and scammer.

[Sinti]

85. At least the title is honest. n/t

[blogslut]

37. I heard that Vladamir Putin gave orders

...to shoot anyone on sight, seen in Russia with a copy in their hands. :wow:

[dionysus]

40. is the Onion laying off or something?

;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

43. E-Bay has crashed. It seems bids for the few available copies surpassed the 64-bit integer limit

causing overflow errors that shut down their site.

That's 2^64 = US$ 18,446,744,073,709,551,616.00

[Hubert Flottz]

45. I hate when that happens...don't you?

I'll bet congress is already setting up a 'Going Rogue' investigation as I type. Dick Cheney, the former deputy dictator, said this is all Mr. Obama's fault for not listening to his advice on crisis management 101.

[gkhouston]

119. Are you sure it was an overflow error and not an underflow error?

Don't know about you, but I'd expect to be paid to take her book...

[HughBeaumont]

44. Kids are tearin' the shit APART! Rippin' Borders DOWN everywhere:

SHE IS LAWD!!!


In Havana, crowds pillage and loot!


"Talkin' Bouts Mah Generashun!"


"Gimmie an S! S! Gimmie an A! A! Gimme an A! A . . . wait . . ."


The police are no MATCH for the throngs of the Yewbetcha Cult!


"Give us our 'Going Rogue' or we'll attack you with red pumps, hats and rorschach tests!"

Parody, BTW . . .

[EFerrari]

48. The whole country has turned out for this book!

[tblue]

50. Even INANIMATE OBEJCTS want The Book!

You made my stomach hurt. I'm still laughing.

[HughBeaumont]

84. Makeup porn.

Saruh's "book" is the Rule 34 for Conservatives.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

83. The Dead are coming out of their graves to buy this book

People from the future are inventing a time machine just to come back and buy this book before it sells out. Aliens from Epsilon Eridani have developed warp drive just so they can get here in time for the book. Single celled creatures have just evolved into multi-celled thinking and reading beings just so they can buy this book.

[tblue]

88. Amoebas are expediting evolution so they can read The Book!

You made me laugh til tears came outta my eyes.

[Sabriel]

46. They told people it was "Harry Potter 8"

And just as true.

[tblue]

51. I have to K&R because this is the FUNNIEST THREAD I've ever read!

[Wednesdays]

52. Think it's bad now? Just wait until Black Friday!

The department stores and big box stores will be vacant, but I shudder to think what it'll be like in front of Border's and Barnes & Noble!

:scared:

[Hubert Flottz]

101. The Big Box section is where I'd look for her book...

If I were the freeper type.

[lpbk2713]

53. I would laugh at anyone who quotes Faux Snooze as a source.

Fuax is NOT a news outlet. They are the propaganda arm of the RNC.

[lunatica]

57. They've been reduced to outsourcing the sales to India

So now no one knows what the hell anyone is saying

[cali]

58. Bullshit. And my independent bookstore isn';t even carrying it because

Linda can't stand her. She said she hasn't had any requests either.

[MNDemNY]

66. can you say "satire"?

[Nye Bevan]

59. It has even sold out on Kindle!

There are simply not enough electrons in the world to accommodate the demand for digital copies of this book!

[piratefish08]

60. FOX Snooze is now reporting that many people have time-traveled here from the future

in order to be able to read 'Going Rogue' again for the first time.

They say that eleventy gazillion copies have been sold in the future.

It's true.

[marmar]

62. Official National Parks Service estimates pegged the crowd at 14.....

.... the Tea People fudged the numbers a bit.

[Patiod]

64. I heard that animals are learning to read and buying the book

and not just elephants.

[MNDemNY]

65. It will be added to the BIBLE next week.

[piratefish08]

67. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MNDemNY]

68. The book of "Moose"

[gratuitous]

69. Donate to DU and get a copy!

Don't donate to DU and get two copies.

[tblue]

90. Who has time? I'm flying to Sudan, the only place It hasn't sold out!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

70. Some big old tall dude named Klaatu was just on the...

situation room saying that if he couldn't get a copy of that book after flying all the way to Earth, that he would stop the entire planet and everything on it, by high noon tomorrow. He said Lou Dobbs told him he could pick up a copy today and he's really upset.

[lunatica]

74. .

DUzy. Palin is the gift that just gives and gives

[SoCalDem]

76. They never heard of Amazon.com?

Amazon will even deliver it to their doorsteps:rofl:...and sell it to them CHEAP..

[Hekate]

80. Some guy just called her the Tonya Harding of politics for the way she exacts revenge on ...

... former friends and allies.

I tuned in to Andrea Mitchell briefly this morning and it was the usual: one Repub and one Dem "strategist", whatever that means. The Dem said that and the Repub actually almost laughed, saying "You really came loaded for bear! -- but I feel I must defend her now."

It was a funny moment.

Hekate

[bridgit]

81. I'm sure townhall.com bought 2-300 thousand copies for giveaway promos

She'll be in the WalMart $1 bin by Friday afternoon :kick:

[Generic Other]

82. I heard copies of the book destroyed a trailer park

you betcha!

[tblue]

89. Yes! The Illiterate are flocking to literacy courses so they can read The Book!!!

[Rosco T.]

86. Yeah, it's cold.. need something to fuel the heaters.... n/m

[SammyWinstonJack]

87. I was at COSTCO today and there was a display of her book and no one was buying.

:evilgrin:

[tblue]

92. OMG! I can get 12 chicken breasts for $8.97 AND Going Rogue?! I'm outta here!

[DainBramaged]

94. Costco shoppers are LIBERALS LOL

:fistbump:

[SammyWinstonJack]

95. Right. Which is why I was shocked when I walked and saw that trash.

x(

[DainBramaged]

93. Yeah, they probably ordered 50 copies for every bookstore

or less. Don't believe ANYTHING FAUX says, Jesus, they are claiming that Obama is the first president in 233 years to bow to a Foreign leader. What bullshit, NIXXON bowed to Mao.

[Generic Other]

96. Sarah vows to get a boobjob with the profits from the book

[Cleita]

97. Just saw an ad on Keith Olberman from Newsmax. They are offering it

for $4.97. So it appears it's not sold out yet.

[Hubert Flottz]

102. FOX said not to buy those bootleg copies...

they said they were dropped all over the US night before last by an entire squadron of those Iraqi drones that Bush & Dick warned us about back in 02! FOX said that they had heard reports that most terra-ist groups around the world had been counterfeiting 'Going Rouge' for years just waiting for a chance like this to unleash just such an attack on the weak and the unsuspecting.

[Scout]

99. maybe BOOKSTORES but Meijer had it marked down from $22 to $18 n/t

[MisterP]

100. they'll have to make do with...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345338146/ref=s9_simz_gw_s1_p14_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1BSEM69NZQCTH042CWZD&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846

[Hubert Flottz]

103. LOL

[Ichingcarpenter]

104. President Lula of Brazil said he will cut down the Rain Forests of the Amazon

to keep up with the demand for the book

[Hubert Flottz]

105. Typical Repub game plan...

creating jobs in every country but our own...I hope one of those supertankers full of imported ink don't break up and cause an environmental calamity somewhere along the coast.

[Turborama]

106. Total destruction of Amazon & Borneo rain forests by this weekend due to such a huge demand

for this one book.

First pictures are starting to come in...

[mwb970]

107. Some of the purchasers are going to be disppointed.

400+ pages of self-righteous whining is pretty hard to get through, even for a True Believer.

[Turbineguy]

109. Did they show the picture

of millions standing in the Capitol Mall clamoring for their copy?

[CitizenPatriot]

110. that's sexist!

shame on you for reporting on facts about Palin! that's sexist and you'll pay! Jeebus doesn't like facts.

Also, too, Going Rogue is the Number One Best Seller of All Time and Will Sell Even More When She is Reserected! Sinners!!!



Pre-Photoshopped Runner's World Photo Shoot (you know, the one she signed a waiver for) -- cuz this one ain't sexist:

http://www.photoshelter.com/image?_bqG=313&_bqH=eJzzLYsqSA8OCijNz89LNApOKQ9wqSpwdi.IKsu2MrQwM7YyMrWy8ox3CXa2LU4sSszQLkjMycxTi3d0DrEtTk0sSs5QA8vGO_q52JaoFRSk2xqZAgDV.hv5&ppg=25

[Hubert Flottz]

111. I knew there was prolly more to this story than we heard about

on the TV...

My neighbor came over and borrowed a pot of coffee and my breakfast and he let me in on some top secret information that he heard on the repub grapevine. He said that his daughter's boyfriend's girlfriend had an uncle who knew someone over in Virginia at the CIA. Anyway, my neighbor said that the word is at the CIA, there is a simple explanation why there was a sudden buy-up of all those copies of 'Going Rogue'. It seems that the CIA tried reading the text of that book nonstop for hours on end to terra-ist suspects abroad, instead of their standard GESTAPO type interrogations okayed and approved by the neocons awhile back. The story is that most of the suspects turned in their own mothers after just ten minutes of this new type of organized browbeating. So, the CIA grabbed up 67890987676565432 copies just yesterday morning alone. Now my neighbor still freely admits that he's a hard core born again republican, so you can take this report to the bank, but it just may bounce like a bad check.

[CitizenPatriot]

112. she, she's still workin' to progress 'merkica!

Now, also, too -- Palin has a version where she reads her book aloud to you!!! I can see this working as a great foreign policy credential -- er, torture implement -- for her future!

GO PALIN!

Palin/Jesus 2012: Someone has to come back!

[Hubert Flottz]

113. Sarah's voice is the fingernails on the blackboard X a million.

She reminds me so much of this Jehovah's Witless hypocrite that I know and can't stand...shrill to the max and "always right" no matter how wrong she is.(I tolerate the lady because she married a friend of mine, but I'm always glad when she's headed out the door.)

[Shagbark Hickory]

114. Big thanks to MSNBC for promoting this book and this woman ad infinitum, nt.

[Whisp]

115. This is the funniest thread, ever!

:rofl:

some awesome comedians here. ;)

[Bombero1956]

116. I bought 25 copies

to hold up my car when I did a complete brake job yesterday. :sarcasm:

[Hubert Flottz]

118. A GREAT Idea...

Living here in West Bye Gawd Virginia, you're not a very well respected citizen if you don't have an old rusty car up on cinder blocks with it's wheels off, in your front yard. That may very well be where so many of the books they sent here to WV went? I'll bet every freeper in the area replaced those cinder blocks with 'Going Rogue' blocks. I hope the colors of the books don't clash with everyone's satellite dishes.

[Arugula Latte]

121. "Going Rogue" is the best book ever written by a human

or a chimp, for that matter.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

122. Going Rogue soon to be a major feature film

The book contains a secret code when you hold it up to the mirror and read ever other word, about how Jesus and the Holy Family traveled to Alaska in ancient times to seek refuge and are the ancestors of the Palin bloodline.