OH NO!!!! Flooded Kellog plant causing long term EGGO SHORTAGE!!!!

[old mark]

Damn Obama!
Socialism!
Keep the government's hands off my Eggos!!!!

Link:
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Crisis_Shortage_of_Eggo_Waffles


They will take our bibles next!

mark

[CBGLuthier]

1. They still around?

I have not bought a Kellogg's product since they "fired" the swimmer for smoking pot.

[Orsino]

2. Of course, prices will skyrocket...

...until just before the election next year, when Big Waffle will nudge 'em back down.

[old mark]

9. NOW you begin to see the plot!!!!!!!

"Big Waffle" is driving up demand.

What is next to go?


mark

[meegbear]

12. I predict a sudden "shortage" of maple syrup ...

futures will link the shortage to the waffle crisis and the next thing you know, a $17B bailout.

[old mark]

16. It's the damn CANADIANS all along - the evil complexity is astonishing!

Only a wily Canadian cound envision such a scheme against the peaceloving USian Eggo eating people. Next, corn prices will rise, causing runs on cornflakes!

mark

[JVS]

3. Leggo my eggo!

[Engineer4Obama]

4. NOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annabanana]

5. jeez. . busta margin why don't you? . . .n/t

[Craftsman]

6. Buy a waffle maker and some bisquick and get over it

[SoCalDem]

7. or make real waffle..easy and supercheap, and taste great..recipe enclosed

2T sugar
2 eggs
2 C buttermilk
1/4 cup melted shortening (let it cool a bit or you'll "cook" the eggs)

blend in"

2 C flour
1 tsp soda
1/2 tsp salt

[surrealAmerican]

8. ... and if you don't have buttermilk, ...

... put about a tablespoon of lemon juice in your measuring cup. Measure in plain milk. Let it sit for five or ten minutes until it "thickens".

[SoCalDem]

13. you can also use vinegar, if you don;t have lemon juice..or

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515B0YhdKzL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

[ThoughtCriminal]

11. Doesn't work

I think I just ruined my toaster!

[Sinistrous]

15. I think I just ruined my keyboard!

:spray: :rofl:

[Bluenorthwest]

10. Kellog products are filled with High Fructose Corn Sryup

which I do not like nor wish to ingest. They altered most of their products to use it, including Corn Flakes and Raisin Bran, so I go with Post now. Plus Kellog fired Phelps for smoking pot. It is as if they no longer exist in our home.

[old mark]

17. Try the stuff in the bags, MaltoMeal - It's pretty good, cetainly as good a Kellogg,

at about 1/2 the cost.

mark

[FourScore]

14. It's a conspiracy of monumental proportions!!! n/t

[Johonny]

18. Eggos are the food of the white male middle class Bourgeois