SHHH there is a new religion spreading

[nadinbrzezinski]

by them secular humanists...

Fresh from the AFA mostly for the comedic value... and yes, global warming... I tell you a figment of my imagination. So try not to laugh too hard. Lord knows I was.

Oh and by the way... where are building the Church of the Green Lord that apparently is dying for our sins? Dobson's rants at times are really comedic... so where are we building it and remember... HAS TO BE GREEN and I don't mean just materials ok...


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Important free broadcast - Not Evil Just Wrong – Global Warming Science or Religion?

Who: Everyone, all skeptics are welcome.

Where: AFA Action Alert Video webcast and AFR radio stations nationwide.

When: Tuesday November 17, 2009 7pm CDT or 8PM EDT

Tim Wildmon and Crane Durham of AFA will be joined by Ann McElhinney and Phelim McAleer, the makers of the movie "Not Evil Just Wrong" along with other guests including members of Congress and business people as we discuss the Green Religion that is being scared upon us by the secular humanists. Get the facts and counter the myths. We have brought out the experts to arm you. The webcast will clearly layout the distortions and the marketing strategy involved in this deception. See why our leaders have embraced this movement to grab total control of our lives and use population control to satisfy there reckless desire for power. There will be live blogging from the audience and phone calls as we expect the turnout to be large as this issue is critical to our families future.

The documentary is available for purchase if you miss the webcast we will also make the 2 hour broadcast available on DVD.

Movie Facts
Global warming alarmists want Americans to believe that humans are killing the planet. But Not Evil Just Wrong, a new documentary by Phelim McAleer and Ann McElhinney, proves that the only threats to America (and the rest of the world) are the flawed science and sky-is-falling rhetoric of Al Gore and his allies in environmental extremism.

The film drives home the realities of that extremism. "Turn off your lights. Turn off your heat when you get cold. Turn off your air when you get hot," one man on the street says. "And then think about that."

Not Evil Just Wrong warns Americans that their jobs, modest lifestyles and dreams for their children are at stake. Industries that rely on fossil fuels will be crippled if the government imposes job-killing regulations on an economy already mired in recession. Small towns in the heartland, like Vevay, Ind., will become bastions of unemployment and poverty. Breadwinners like Tim McElhany in Vevay will lose their jobs -- and will have to start borrowing money again just to buy bread for their families.

The damage that would be wrought is unjustified by the science. Not Evil Just Wrong exposes the deceptions that experts, politicians, educators and the media have been force-feeding the public for years. Man-made pollution is not melting the polar icecaps. The ocean will not rise 20 feet in a flash. And the only polar bears dying because of man are the ones who try to eat men.

McAleer and McElhinney debunk what, for a time, was the environmental movement's most powerful weapon of disinformation, the infamous "hockey stick" graph that attributed a supposedly unique burst of warming in the 20th century to humans. They also shatter the myth that the hottest years in the United States were 1998 and 2006. The hottest year was 1934, and the hottest decade was the 1930s -- when there were half as many people and no SUVs or jumbo jets.

[MrModerate]

1. There's a bank that'll give you a bread loan? n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. With an interest in fish?

[Lost-in-FL]

2. We are building a religion

We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
We are building a religion.
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains
To resist it is useless,
It is useless to resist it
His cigerratte is burning but it never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards. He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music buisness he is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow and tomorrow's today
And yesterday is weaving in and out
And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money. He's serving the food
He knows about your party. He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now, do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime
Doesn't matter if you're skinny. Doesn't matter if you're fat.
You can dress up like a sultan in your onion-head hat

We are bulding a religion. We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
Take a bit of this apple, Mr. Corporate Events
Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shedies and tents
Some people drink pepsi. Some people drink coke. (coke)
The wacky morning d.j. says democracy's a joke.

He says now, "Do you believe in the one big song?"
He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along
He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge?"
By fastening your saftey belts and stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money. He is serving the food.
He is now accepting callers. He is calling me "DUDE!"

Do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime.
There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind
We're behind you. We're behind you.
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are bulding a religion...
We are bulding it bigger...
We are building............... a religion.......
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant keychains

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Sorry, I couldn't help it. :P

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Hey we need to build the prayer book

mind if we borrow it for the let me see Thursday through Sunday are taken... how about Monday service?

And on Monday we saw the light Hallelujah, praised the great FSM!!!!!! Oh FSM is taken too... oh my what to call our God of Secular Humanism?

[juno jones]

13. Is that yours?

It's very good. :hi:

[Lost-in-FL]

18. NO! NO! Actually... It was a song by CAKE called "Comfort Eagle".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG2Khic3_VI

It is not the original video of course but it is entertaining.

[tblue]

5. Not the FSM? Aw, man!

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. I know, and I was hoping to build a great spaghetti temple

for the great FSM... Alfredo optional...

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. Look up Bertrand Russell's Teapot.

And Carl Sagan's "dragon in my garage" mentioned in "Demon Haunted World".

My opinion of the AFA: No habla ingles. No comprende mierda.

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. You are telling me that the dragon seating in the living room

is just a figment of my imagination...

(by the way he is there, it is a plush toy we got at the county fair, and my nephews love it. Also good as a real ancient wyrm in a DnD game)

[juno jones]

14. I love FSM!

It's funny, I'm an experimental pantheist and have no problem incorporating FSM into my belief system. In fact, s/he is the perfect embodiment (or in metaphysical terms, egregore) of refusal of religion and resistance to dogma. In protesting religion, athiests have come up with the perfect 'god' (god in symbolic terms, not in absolutist terms).

Party on, and I make the best Alfredo in the US, I'm not ashamed to admit, although I tend to read a little loosely when it comes to the addition of garlic and ginger shrimp (seafood) added to the perfect and holy sauce. ;) Don't get me started on the homemade pasta!

PS, I have a stuffed dragon in my living room as well, a present from a friend who is now bumming around the world and likely to settle in Bali. :)

[Enrique]

7. it's kind of a stretch to make energy policy into a "family values" issue

AFA is just renting out their political power to big corporate polluters. I wonder if any of their flock will realize this?

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. That is why I was laughing my ass off

I usually do not share. I subscribe to them so you don't have to, but this is high comedy. I swear sometimes you cannot make this shit up.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

11. Can we PLEASE, finally round these folks up and put them

into the re-education camps now?

Oh wait, they were never edumicated in the first place so I suppose re-education is the wrong term.

I have a family full of these idiots living across the street from me. They are renting a Queen Anne style Victorian and I can often see them through the windows holding what I can only assume are prayer meetings with them all gathered in a circle, waving their hands in the air and making other "Christian" gang signs as they look up to their invisible adjudicator in the sky. These are the only people within miles of here who actually had a Yes on 8 sign in their window during the last election.

Anyway, I can see three walls of their living room through the windows. Every wall has, or rather is, a built in bookshelf as was the custom in many turn of the century homes. I guess the Victorian folks didn't have twitter or facebook and actually spent a lot of time reading. Every time I walk by I just crack up. Three walls of solid bookshelves and exactly two books. One by some guy named King James and the other by Rush Limbaugh, or limpballs or something.

My God, these people think the Inquisition was the age of enlightenment.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Wel realize this is the other undercurrent in US culture

as a serious note... readying Sharett's The Family is damn scarier than King, trust me.

:-)

But this is full projection as well... if religion and god is all you have, of course that is what your enemy is building.

[juno jones]

16. Yeah, Sharlet is scary as hell.

I don't have to read King at midnight, I just look up Sharlet or Talk2Action (Bruce Wilson aka troutfishing ala DKos). That's enough to scare the pants off me and it's even REAL!

[Feron]

15. Lemme guess...the old watermelon schtick.

You know: Green on the outside and red in the middle. Basically saying that environmentalists are all commies using clean air to spread their godless system. And god wants the corporations to rape and destroy the planet for a profit.

Who cares if you can barely breathe and you live on top of a toxic waste dump?! MTBE tastes great with tea.

If these people had a little bit more sense or a few more brain cells, they'd realize that they are being used by corporations. And that if environmental regulations are relaxed, they're the ones that'll be living in the Love Canals.

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. Of course tovarich

how else to interpret this?

Not that most Americans would know a REAL commie if one wiggled in front of them, let alone these guys!

And most Commies tend to be radishes... old Eastern European joke... red on the outside and very white on the inside.

[Johonny]

19. government imposes job-killing regulations

This is why conservatives are bad at business. When the US passed the EPA and other environmental acts. It created whole new industries. Far from killing jobs it created a vast work force to handle OSHA, EPA and other environmental issues. We were at a time a world leader in these things. Able to export knowledge and abilities around the world. As opposed to let's see the deregulation of the banking-financial industry. How did that go in creating jobs... oh yeah it's collapsing.