This guy gets my vote for worst "running for Congress" website ever

[BR_Parkway]

I was going to list some of the worst things, but there's just nothing less than horrid about any part of it:

http://www.georgehutchins.com/

[depakid]

1. Methinks it's a parody site

[MNDemNY]

4. No it's real!

[meegbear]

6. It is real- I posted it here a couple weeks ago

[depakid]

27. I guess North Carolina DID put Virgina Foxx, Jesse Helms and other nutters into office- repeatedly

Still difficult to believe this isn't parody in the genre of Landover Babtist.

[NeedleCast]

2. He changed the background

It used to be jet black. This new one is not really an improvement.

[Brickbat]

3. Geocities? Is that you?

It looked more like a geocities site when it had the black background, but still funny.

[Deja Q]

5. The one's webpage is still worse...

http://carlyforcalifornia.com/

Even tacky, poorly constructed content is better than THAT, hamfisted attempt to create a Flash-based website. (oops)

Worse, Carly looks like Servalan -- and Carly's actions in HP kinda suggest a retroactive topical parallel, since Servalan was a fictional sci-fi character devised in 1977 and brought to screen in 1978 and people today have to have their topical parallels... :evilgrin:

[lapfog_1]

13. Wow, I knew she was an alien from Krypton...

[muriel_volestrangler]

26. Excellent - not only did those 2 actresses play almost identical parts

in sci-fi at around the same time (Jacqueline Pierce in Blake's 7 from 1978-81, Sarah Douglas in Superman II in 1980), they both ended up as guest stars in the BBC daytime soap 'Doctors' in this century!

[HughBeaumont]

28. As loathsome a person as she is . . .

. . . that hairdo is close-cropped for a reason. She was diagnosed with breast cancer earlier this year and is coming off of chemo.

[gratuitous]

7. A half step away from Homer Simpson's "Mr. X" website

Whether that's a half step up or a half step down, I'll leave that for the assembled masses of DU to decide.

Okay, time to make fun of you, Mr. Hutchins.

[Rageneau]

This guy HAS to be a secret pervert of some kind.

[tblue]

8. OMG! It's giving me a headache!

I hope for his sake his children did it and he just didn't have the heart to say, "I'm sorry, honey...."

I stumbled (really) on a white supremacist site once and it looked a lot like this.

[comrade snarky]

25. Funny you should draw that comparison...

If you can get past the eye bleedingly bad design apparently all the problems in our country began with the 1964 civil rights act. He's going to make it a priority to repeal that and go back to a "Voluntary Tolerance" which "DOES NOT include FORCED DIVERSITY, FORCED RACIAL INTEGRATION". (sic)

Then we can get into the prison slave labor part of his platform. Neat!

Looks like other South Carolina repubs are backing away from this loony. Dang, how crazy do you have to be for that to happen!

[Ferret Annica]

9. Holy shit, you ain't kidding. My eyes are still numb from that viewing experience,

and my computer whimpered upon rendering it.

You just can't make this sort of stuff up; he is truly insane.

[Hepburn]

10. Ooooooooh....

...how do I wash my browser...and my eyes!!!!!! :crazy:

[Ineeda]

11. Love it - Misspellings and all. But now I have a headache after

viewing it for 60 seconds. Coincidence?

[NeedleCast]

12. LOL, I'm banned from his message boards

For asking if this was "serious" or not.

Awesome.

[Warpy]

14. ECCCCCCCHHHHHH!

I'm afraid the man knows his base, though, and that, um, cluttered style will appeal greatly to people who love Pox News and their cluttered screen.

It's kind of like the cyber equivalent of a Dr. Bronner's label.

[lapfog_1]

15. I love his statement of political philosophy.

---------
This POISON TREE, is the "Social Engineering" located within the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act, to the U.S. Constitution.

The ONLY REASON, the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act passed, was due the fact, Lyndon B. JOHNSON, had many political debts owed to him, in 1964.

=> During 1964, if one did NOT repay their political debts, when they were called due, such a politician's political career was over.

=> Lyndon B. JOHNSON called all his debts in 1964.

To DEFEAT OBAMA-NATION, we must take a close look at all of the "Social Engineering" contained in the so called 1964 Civil Rights Act, and take legal steps to remove this "Social Engineering" contained in the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act.

"Social Engineering," includes FORCED DIVERSITY, FORCED RACIAL INTEGRATION, Affirmative Action Quotas Based on Race, and all Privileges Based on Race, which are influenced by the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act to the U.S. Constitution.
-----------

All he needs is a burning cross and a hood to wear (oh wait, he probably has them in the closet, along with a noose rope).

Seriously, if North Carolina elects this moron, we really do need to "let the south win the civil war".

[bluestateguy]

16. Looks like web technology from 1996

nt

[LeftinOH]

17. I *really* can't tell if its a parody, or not. That is the best kind of parody

-if its indeed parody. Even if its for real, its pretty awesome (awesome for the Repubs).

[KamaAina]

18. "supports Fox News"?!

:rofl:

[hunter]

19. Check out the keywords in the source code. Awesome!!!

Right wing lunacy does not get much deeper than this:

FOX NEWS, Glenn Beck, Udo Voigt, NPD, william b.j.lawson, gay rights, david price, gangs of new york, new york draft riots, gay right, gay marriage, fags, faggots, webster university, university of texas at el paso, second armored division, 1991 gulf war, u.s. marines, u.s. regular army, hell on wheels, general patton, ronald reagan, vfw, veterans of foriegn wars, liberation of kuwait medal, john wayne, the alamo, elizabeth dole, george hutchins, u.s. congress, north carolina, 2010, 4th republican North Carolina district, Raleigh, Cary, Durham, Morrisville, Apex, North Carolina 4th Fourth U.S. Congrressional District, Berlin Wall, Spanish American War, 2010 Elections, David Price, Gangs of New York, Draft Riots, U.S. Civil War, Berlin Wall, Cold War, Impeach Obama, Nobama, brandenburg gate, Germany, Berlin, NIM, N.I.M. International Political Lobby, National Independents Movement, Hutchins for U.S. Congress 2010"

FOX NEWS, Glen Beck... fags, faggots... ronald reagan ... john wayne...

:rofl:

[Libertas1776]

20. All it needs

is that Trey Parker and Matt Stone "America, Fuck Yeah!" song playing in the back ground. Of course, he'd probably bleep over the lyrics: Porno, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Democrats, FUCK YEAH! and Republicans, (which is followed by a unenthusiastic stammered fuck yeah):rofl:

[Brother Buzz]

21. Looks like the new and improved Dr. Bronner's castile soap label

George must have borrowed from the fringe whacko, Dr Bronner, because George is insane enough to actually understand what Dr Bronner had to say.

[Greyhound]

22. It looks like his image directory threw up as a 10-year-old made it. n/t

[Nye Bevan]

23. That is actually a pretty decent website

for 1995.

[democrat_patriot]

24. "More Better Jobs" - it's a winning slogan. Really.

He's actually toned it down quite a bit.

This is what it looks like inside a tea baggers head. Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Telly Savalas]

29. No animated gifs of waving American flags? That guy's a total RINO.

He'd have a little more credibility if he had yellow and black "under construction" banners on his page.