Excerpt of Palin's book leaked to DU!!!

[mb7588a]

I new I had a winning smyle :silly: from my days as a beauty kween, but oh u better betcha I sure was bursting with overjoyous gladness when that American hero maverick John McCain called me after he got soundly rejected by all the SERIESSS!!11! candidates out there across American land. (Hey, I'm winking ;-) at you, Tim Pawlenty, and SarahBaracuda is going to whup your feenster :spank: in Iowa in 2012.)

Those guys at that nasty black man's campaign had noooo clue what they were getting into when they blasted me as inexperienced. Don't they know what I can see from my government-paid-for and donor-bilt manshin in Wasilla? I was a mare! Nobody swims with SarahBaracuda and wins, UNLESS YOU'RE A SPERM! :pals:

I showt up at that RNC convention and told them I put my plane on eBay and they just loved it. Who knew that Video Professor's free DVDs would be so helpful! His video on how to spend other peoples' money at Nieman Marcus was particularly useful.

Oh sure, then they asked me to do a "da bait." I've been fishing a buncha times up in Uh-lah-skuh, so I figured I could handle myself against a Washington insider who's been in the Senate for longer than McCain (Which, judging by the noises McCain makes, I gotta believe is a long time, eh?). Joe Biden just wasn't the biten' type and he just wouldn't take da bait and mess with me. So, basically, I think I won that. Despite the lack of body of water to fish in other than my own sweat. :headbang:

It's a good thing i won, too, ya know. Because a buncha librul media jerks started asking me so many hard questions after that. :wow: No, Katie Currick, I don't read any news. :grr: No, Chrley Gibbson, I don't know what a "doc-trin" is, unless you're asking about abortions, which i wood never have gotten when I became um, pregnant, with my daughter's baby. And she never wood have gotten 1 when she got pregnant either. I'm so pro-life, I got on a plane so I could give birth to my son in Uh-lah-skuh.

Speaking of Bristol... Damn that Levi! No, I will not slaughter a turkey for that nudey magazeen, baby-killing, attenshun-seeking stud. :thumbsdown:

Anyhow. After all that work :freak: and after I WENT ROGUE, the libruls stole my thunder. :evilfrown: The Palin-McCain administrashun wasn't. :argh:

Once I got back to Alaska and killed a whole buncha little furry animals, and slaughtered some birds, I decided I just couldn't put Alaska through me being a lame duck. BECAUSE THIS DUCK SURE HAS A LOT OF QUACK LEFT! :bounce:

[StarfarerBill]

1. I think you're giving Palin entirely too much credit here...

...but I know you're just being kind. ;)

[mb7588a]

2. No, that's the power of a good editor! nt.