Memoir Is Lavoie's Payback to Stephanie Miller

[Botany]

BOOKS OF THE TIMES
Memoir Is Lavoie's Payback to Stephanie Miller
By MICHIKO KAKUTANI
Published: November 14, 2009
“Right Away Ms. Miller,” the title of Chris Lavoie’s erratic new memoir, comes from a phrase used by a disgruntled Mr. Lavoie to describe his relationship with his boss liberal talker Stephanie Miller. Among Lavoie's charges against Ms. Miller, the very person who plucked him off of Sunset Boulevard, anointed him her producer (When Ms. Miller first saw Lavoie he was wandering the streets with a sign that said "Will Produce for Food.") was that she sexually harassed him, made him pretend to be her boyfriend at functions and family meetings, often called him when she was drunk, and had him give her sponge baths.

Lavoie reportedly commanded $5 million advance for writing this book due to the large interest in "that sweaty girl on MSNBC."

Ms. Miller was quoted as saying, "I am really hurt by this book but I have to get going back to my compound because Chris is supposed to come by and sand and oil the corns on my feet. You can't take anything Chris says too seriously because he really thinks that right now they are teaching kids in Mexico how to read his writing upside down so they can steal his vote. Also Chris really doesn't have to work too hard because listeners to my show doing the lion's share of the work from producing high quality audio tapes, photo shopping pictures for my web site, finding and sending political stories and funny things like a man getting beat by his wife for having two hookers in the kids playroom, great calls from people like my namesake sister Stephanie in Madison, and brilliant contributions from my Buddy, Tommy in Ohio who really is smoking hot."

“Right Away Ms. Miller,” was reportedly ghost written by James Ward and Rebekah Bakker but have been cut out of the the profits by Mr. Lavoie



Right Away Ms. Miller
By Chris Lavoie
413 pp. HarperCollins. $28.99

[blogslut]

1. Ha!

I really need to listen to her show more often.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Stephanie is one of the funniest people on the planet

as her quote on the book shows.

[WolverineDG]

3. Boy Toy, how could you????

:cry:

dg

[Canuckistanian]

4. You're treading a dangerous path here

Now you're including Chris Lavoie in your scandalous muckraking. You're asking for it, Buddy.

Not to mention Michiko Kakutani if she gets wind of this.

[Botany]

5. How dare you talk down Michiko Katutani? She is a gifted writer.

:hi: Steph Still Love me?

[Canuckistanian]

6. She still loves you

I'm sure you're right up there on her list of future husbands.

:hi:

[EFerrari]

7. Sounds like a pretty normal show biz relationship to me.

lol

[bleever]

8. "Treachery, thy name is Mook."

Show some respect to Ms. Miller, 64, who got where she is by the sweat of her uni-brow, and could snap her fingers and have you reduced to producing puppet porn in a frigid Canadian storage locker.

[Greyhound]

9. Sounds fairly typical for show business. n/t