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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 03:40 PM
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I'm so happy that the pastor brought me a copy of Sarah's book.
I was out of toilet paper!

I thought that little envelope on the inside back cover was a place for a library card but it has a barf bag in it!
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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 03:42 PM
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1. Your pastor did what?
Time for a new church.
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 03:51 PM
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2. Pastor? That gives me the chills, for sure.


Believable, though.
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 03:59 PM
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3. Between the churches and the RW crap sites like World Nut Daily
how else was the book going to sell?
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Tesha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 03:59 PM
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4. That's how the Reich Wing "sells" so many copies of the slop they call books. (NT)
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 04:21 PM
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5. There are already plenty of web pages pointing out lies and errors
Go through the book, find some more of your own, highlight them all with a red marker, put notes in the back pages and give it back to him.

TlalocW
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 04:25 PM
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6. I was halfway through chapter one on the first BM...
I think it's made out of the John Wayne style paper!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 04:28 PM
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7. Somebody override that unrec...
Them freepers are quick to pounce on a guy that tells it like it is!
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lebkuchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 03:05 PM
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22. You rock!
Once more!

Greetings!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-17-09 03:49 AM
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29. Hey GTSY...
Hope everything is going well in wonderland.

Have you read 'Saints and Villains' by Denise Giardinia? I've read three of her books in the last couple of weeks and they're great. The book about Dietrich Bonhoeffer is a great read. I went to High School with Denise and I'm proud of her.
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lebkuchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-17-09 11:05 AM
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30. Thanks for the tip....
in time for Christmas, so I can buy myself a treat.

It's been so busy around here....I can't wait until summer....need time to have no agenda whatsoever, and no "to do" list.
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TCJ70 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 04:29 PM
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8. The book hasn't been released yet...
...what book are you tearing up!? Oo
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 06:42 AM
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10. I guess you don't believe in a &*%$#@# Miracle?
Preachers work in mysterious ways their wonders to deceive.
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66 dmhlt Donating Member (935 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 09:30 AM
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13. Prayer ...
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 04:49 PM
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9. You know what every time I see the tea bags
dragging on TV I am so so so glad I like coffee best.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 06:53 AM
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11. It came to me in a vision...those tea bags under Sarah's eyes
and all of a sudden in my damp dream I was transported to the Great White North and I awoke next to a happy little tree with an ancient carving embedded deep within it's bark, "Sarah P. Cilled And Field Dressed A Large Bar On This Here Very Spot 2001," Signed Todd The Wadd. And then I had to wake up in a cold sweat and go and wee-wee.
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Caretha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 08:22 AM
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12. Did he use church donations
to purchase copies of the book?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:23 PM
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14. I think he said they were free to a good home!
Would a preacher do something crooked?
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Caretha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 08:18 PM
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25. Why of course not!
I'm shocked you would suggest such a thing. I have a plastic Jesus on my dash board, and it was blessed before I purchased it at those cute church boutiques.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-17-09 02:43 AM
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26. I have a vintage Soaky Bozo on my dashboard...
it's a great place to stash your spirits. The cops never have suspected that my Bozo was really my Boozeo. You never know when you might get snake bit and need some quick medical refreshment.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:34 PM
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18. Nope those books are bought in bulk by right wing think tanks and distributed for free.
Edited on Mon Nov-16-09 02:49 PM by Cleita
My guess is one of the religious institutes like the one headed by Pat Robertson, but not necessarily his, bought a bunch and distributed copies to various churches to be distributed to the congregation. This method accomplishes two things. It makes a best seller out of the book and it gets it distributed to readers who most likely wouldn't spend money in a book store for it. The Lawd works in deceitful ways.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:43 PM
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21. Aha! That must be how the AP got hold of it.
Now Caribou Barbie can stop worrying her pretty little head over that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=4148283&mesg_id=4148283

"Amazingly, but not surprisingly, the AP somehow nabbed a copy of the book before it was released," Palin wrote on her Facebook page.
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santa baby Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:24 PM
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15. Is that pastor Fuzz?
hahaha
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:25 PM
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16. Father In
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:31 PM
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17. But of course, that doesn't count as "political activity"
It's not like he's actually endorsing Caribou Barbie for Preznit or anything. :eyes:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:35 PM
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19. It sure does. The IRS should be asked to pay that pastor a visit to
review his church's tax-exempt status.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 03:19 PM
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23. I have some bad news...
My pastor was out walking his duck this morning and he was runned over by a drunk driver in a motor boat!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 02:39 PM
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20. Hey HF, are you on friendly enough terms with your pastor to ask him
where he got the book? It would be interesting to trace it back to where it came from. If you read my post #18 you will see where I'm coming from. I have a feeling we will see a lot of this happening before the 2012 election, where the WORD is spread subtlety with this kind of propaganda tactic.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 03:34 PM
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24. Last week a little neighborhood lad was down on the corner
with a box of tiny puppies trying to sell them. I asked the kid what kind of pups they were and he proudly said, "they're Jehovah's Witless pups!"

Just a few minutes ago the lad was back out there selling his pups again and he told me, "They're Baptist Pups!" I said, "I thought you told me they were Jehovah's Witless pups last week." He said, "They were Jehovah's Witless pups last week, but this week these pups have their eyes open!"
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-17-09 02:47 AM
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27. You beat me to it!
I posted pretty much along those same lines!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-17-09 03:28 AM
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28. Take a Dick Cheney and wipe your George Bush on some
squeezable soft Sarah Palin words of wit. I have a half copy in my George Bush Library right beside the throne.
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