What dark secret does Levi Johnston know about Sarah Palin?

[kay1864]

Saw this on Political Wire:

"She's being smart. She knows what I got on her. It's a smart move on her part."

-- Levi Johnston, quoted by the New York Daily News, when a reporter told him last night that Sarah Palin didn't blast him in the interview she taped with Oprah Winfrey.

Interesting turn of phrase on his part.

[babylonsister]

1. I think she probably tried to jump his bones. nt

[XemaSab]

3. Either that or she succeeded

:P

[demosincebirth]

16. You're probably right on the money!

[havocmom]

44. And if it was prior to his 18th birthday....

Anybody know that the age of consent is in Alaska?

And if Sarah ain't a pedophile, perhaps he knows something about that house Todd built (with lots of 'friends' help)

[AwakeAtLast]

66. And he has pics or a tape

They always see the light of day - eventually.

:D

[XemaSab]

68. Or one of her kids

has his DNA. :o

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. Koo koo kachoo Mrs. Robinson

[trueblue2007]

41. I think Sarah wanted oral sex with him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lKbMBab18

[Catherine Vincent]

6. oooh! I didn't think of that!

:)

[Flubadubya]

60. My rec just gave you a +1 status... let's see how long that lasts.

:)

Well Oooppps... this was supposed to be a response to the OP. :shrug:

[Arkana]

2. She shaves her ass hair?

[hedgehog]

4. Do we have to make a choice between your response and the first response?

[Arkana]

7. Why can't it be both?

She tried to flex his jimmy and asked him, in the throes of passion, to shave her ass hairs.

[Th1onein]

8. Maybe it's something to do with the building of her house.

Something illegal.

[Arkana]

10. Nah. Those laws are too thorny for Levi--and he doesn't strike me

as the type to really care about that.

It's gotta be something much more personal and close-to-home for him.

[Th1onein]

52. Yeah, you're probably right.

If that's the case, though, it's probably something that the general public can understand, too. And that's a good thing--if he would just spill the beans.

[flvegan]

9. Not what he has, but what she perceives that he might have, I'm betting.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

11. I'm guessing drug use.

Maybe she was buying pain killers from his mother.

[tblue]

12. She's his mother?

[Arkana]

17. "Bristol never told you what happened to your mother..."

"She told me enough--she told me YOU killed her!"

"No. I AM your mother."

"No...that's not true...that's IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Search your feelings, Levi...you know it to be true."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[kay1864]

13. Seriously.

How about "I know what really happened the night of April 18th, 2008"?

[havocmom]

45. That might be a contender for what Levi knows

If he was around the house enough, he probably has enough info that he should consider a witness protection program. She and Todd strike me as capable (and dumb enough) of doing anything to protect themselves from being investigated.

Bet McCain's people wish they had chatted Levi up before putting that bimbo on the ticket.

[SoCalDem]

49. But, he needs to either fish or cut bait

The tauntingly clever innuendos are losing their punch, Levi.. Either spill the beans, or go away and live your life..

[Dreamer Tatum]

14. It's depressing how hatred of Palin has elevated this chump to credible status

If there was anything TRULY worth knowing, we'd already know it, or this kid would have been bought off or killed.

I'm guessing she tells fart and dick jokes, or she cussed out one of her kids.

[emilyg]

18. It's depressing how much time DU gives this chump.

[babylonsister]

20. Sorry, but you are wrong. She's going on a book tour, a book she

didn't really write, and she is hitting states that like her and might support her for a future presidential campaign.

This is valid, as weird as that seems.

[kay1864]

23. Agreed.

It's not like she's a "fringe" GOP contender. She's placing high in the polls.

[Arkana]

59. She places third behind Huck and Mittens

in any prospective 2012 GOP primary.

[kay1864]

63. Well no, not "any"...

As recently as Oct 18 she was second to Huckabee, and in some polls before that she was first.

With that kind of flip-flopping in the polls, any of the three could win the nomination...depending on the level of GOP insanity during the primaries. Especially considering that they're over two years away.

[Kaleva]

24. Sarah is legit for discussion but Levi is milking his former ties with ...

that family for personal gain.

[kay1864]

26. I'm sure he is.

Still doesn't explain the odd statement above. Doesn't make him any more money.

[Kaleva]

27. It perks up peoples interest into what he might have to say about Sarah.

Thus it keeps him in the news and in demand.

[kay1864]

30. "interest"? "news"?

So much "interest" that it's mentioned nowhere else on DU? Certainly hasn't generated interest here. Or much anywhere else.

So much "news" that not one major news medium (other than the NY Daily News) reported on it?

[cherokeeprogressive]

42. Doesn't make him any more money? Are you kidding?

As if he couldn't say "hey wait, I gots things on her that I'm gonna reveal next Friday that'll prove I gots things on her" and keep himself in paid interviews for one more week?

[cherokeeprogressive]

39. DU would elevate ANYONE to hero status if he or she claimed to have dirt on Sarah Palin.

No matter that the person who's the current hero is a high school dropout who couldn't write his way out of a paper bag (she knows what I got on her) unless he had someone (surely non-biased) leading him by the wrist.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend takes on a whole new quality here on DU sometimes. We'll turn a blind eye to the fact that the enemy of our enemy is on his/her way to a knife fight without even a hand to hold the knife in.

But, he has dirt don'tcha know so he's worth bandwidth we wouldn't give a worm. We'll even forgive the fact that he doesn't support his child monetarily. He's got dirt don'tcha know so he's worth our while even though his claim of having dirt has been played on every channel by every news service and every pundit. Forget the fact that no pundit, no news service, and no channel has been able to pull that dirt out of his simple mind.

Levi Johnston: 14 minutes 58 seconds and counting. We here at DU though are doing our very best to get his fame clock reset just so we can relive his until now unsubstantiated claims again and again...

[Dreamer Tatum]

40. Goddamnit, that is my point exactly.

What a sad day it will be if people insist on canonizing that little turd just because he had something nasty
to say about someone nobody likes anyway.

[MiniMe]

15. She was a patron of his mother

[Kaleva]

19. That Sarah is a MIF?

[Bonobo]

21. Probably some kind of drug use.

Marijuana? Coke? Meth?

I'm sure hubby smokes pot.

Call it my "Weedar".

[cbdo2007]

28. This is my guess also. I bet the whole family are pot heads. And her affair.

There's still plenty of stuff out there on her.

[Bonobo]

34. Not that I got anything against potheads, mind you.

"Wake and Bake" is probably the only thing me and Todd would agree on.

[Starry Messenger]

22. I heard she's a

republican. :D

[Stevenmarc]

25. That she originally came from the town of Stepford

[proteus_lives]

29. He knows that she's better in bed then her daughter.

:rofl:

[lpbk2713]

31. She likes rough sex.

With midgets.

[Ten Bears]

32. What does it matter...

...anyone who could support her despite her continued display of vapidness won't desert her no matter what Levi has to say. They will just claim that it is the liberal media out to get her. Being stupid does have its upside, not the least of which is not knowing how stupid you are.

[MilesColtrane]

33. Contrary to the rumors, Trig really IS Sarah's baby, but....

LEVI IS THE FATHER!

[tblue]

38. Ding ding ding!!!! That's it!!! Lol.

Eeeeeew! What a creepy thought, though it would not surprise me one bit. Sarah is just too weird.

[Deja Q]

35. Maybe she has a penis. Like anyone's going to care either way. Levi has nothing.

No information.

No penis, either. I think he pointed his finger at Bristol and that's how she got knocked up.

[Kansas Wyatt]

36. He banged the shit out of her and she's a screamer...

And he is actually the father of her baby too.

[rwheeler31]

37. Financial, sex is interesting, but money crap will jail you.

[havocmom]

46. What is the age of consent in Alaska? Sometimes, sex will jail you too

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. She once read a book without pictures.

[SoCalDem]

47. He knows that Trig is his & Bristol's first baby boy

and Sarah claimed him & faked that instant pregnancy.. Of course the type of guy he is, may prevent him from ever stepping up & claiming that little boy as his own.

[chimpymustgo]

50. I truly think that's it. The narrative of Palin's "pregnancy" was preposterous.

[jmowreader]

61. It can't be. That's too obvious.

[SoCalDem]

69. she seems to have gotten away with it, if too.. so far..

Does Levi strike you as the type of guy who would willingly step up & claim a handicapped baby, at age 18...if the Grandma cooked up a soap-opera-style plan to relieve him of any responsibility/financial obligation?

Remember, this would have all happened well before the vice presidential thing, and there was no way she could go back,,even if she had wanted to.. the one pregnancy by her teen daughter was big enough.. to admit two in a year would not portray the daughter or her parenting skills in a very positive light..

there was never a "real" medical records-dump..just a short summary from her gal-pal doctor (to whom she had given more than a few lucrative "jobs" during her short governor's tenure)

we never saw any evidence of any pre-natal care, and nothing like what most candidates have to offer up..

[niyad]

70. nah, todd is really the father, but bristol is the mother

[Raine]

48. Levi needs to stay out of small planes

and not going hunting with them. :scared:

[Cass]

51. I wonder if it's an affair she had with someone. There were rumors that she had an affair with

Todd's business partner. That's assuming he's legit with all his hints. For all we know he could be talking out his arse just to keep himself in the spotlight.

[undeterred]

58. I bet its something to do with infidelity.

[peekaloo]

53. Tag Team Grifters.

[Botany]

54. She worked @ the Showboat Showclub in Anchorage, Alaska

as "Miss Kitty"

http://www.showboatshowgirls1.com/

[DainBramaged]

55. She's a hermaphrodite?

:shrug:

[dembotoz]

56. she voted for obama

[UTUSN]

57. K&R to undo the UnReKKK!1 n/t

[TK421]

62. Anyone want to take bets as to how long it will be until pieces of Levi are found in a crab cake?

:)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

64. She's had an abortion?

It's got to be something highly confidential such that only Sarah and her doctor or family would kmow, so that rules out that she was a stripper in her youth. I think it's got to be something provable and not just a 'he said - she said' scenario or why would Levi bother and why would Palin feel threatened?

[Cleita]

65. He's seen the tattoo on her ass?

:shrug:

Frankly, I give Levi a little more credit that he wouldn't bang the mother of the mother of his baby.

Seriously, what if it's that she embezzled funds while governor, and being Sarah, couldn't keep her mouth shut about it around the family thinking the kids wouldn't tattle on her? I'm sure it's something criminal she did as governor, if he actually does have something to blackmail her about.

[PCIntern]

67. I don't know about THAT one...

that doesn't even fall into the range of kinky, much less outlandish where I come from. kinky would be if Todd were banging HIM...outlandish would be if he were banging the sled dogs (A.K.A. in both senses, a "Santorum".)

[Naturyl]

71. Probably just a litany of Palin anecdotes

Can you imagine the endless stupidity she must emit in her own home?